Dr. Pomade

My godlike edit abilities never cease to amaze me.

I think in this case it's technically just libel, not slander. Edit: Unless he's also been telling people you did this as well, then you can get him for slander.

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Is that Laserbeak at 1:54? And, does seeing Optimus flying in and laying the smack down remind anyone of the old Transformers: The Movie (the original, cartoon one)?

Legendary thread, Ben.

So much win I'm nearly speechless. Shockwave was always my second favorite (after Megatron). Absolutely geeked for this movie.

Shockwave = gangsta

Damn, hope he gets better soon.

I'm saving on both groceries and gas. I've bought both for long enough and at enough places to know, I think. You might not have the same spending habits as me, so what works for me might not work for you.

Oh, okay, now I follow - thanks. Yeah, pretty ingenious, I say.

So, is the premise kind of like the car raffles where everyone makes a bid for $1 to win a brand new Corvette? It's only $1 to bid and that alone will win you the car, but if 100,000 people bid, the Corvette owner just made a ton of money, and the people that lost only lost a dollar, so they aren't pissed, and the one person who won is ecstatic. Do I follow the general premise correctly here?

Noticed that too. I also noticed that someone people - kind of behind him (based on camera angle) - were yuking it up, as though either they didn't know he was sitting right there or they were the "and not a single fuck was given" types.

Ha, watched the first vid. Shit was brutal. And not amused Donald Trump was not amused.

Well, the plan is to turn this into a regular thing, so they'll be more of them. Yeah, random encounter in Atlanta was random. BTW, how did that thing work out? Good I hope.

Also, drinks at Old Bag of Nails in Hilliard at 6ish before we head over to Mark's?

LOL, fantastic.

Absolutely - it's not like this is a World Poker Tour event. As long as you know enough to not need onsite tutoring, then you'll be fine. Read up and maybe play some (free) online poker to get yourself better acquaint yourself. And you don't need to know me, though I'm fairly recognizable: I'll be the guy exuding hair product and awesomeness. Seriously, it's cool - PM if you want to come and I can get you directions.

Figured it was only a matter of time before the guy-who-only-dates-supermodels posted something.

PM for directions to Mark's house. Also, WTF is up with someone jacking with my thread title? Awesome

P.S. Just imagine how many guys you'll make happy here. You'll show them girls really do exist on the intarwebz.

You husband probably doesn't need to know... Besides, wasn't he the one that suggested you'd get more votes this way? If anything, you're just taking his advice.

I just flipped through the gallery. Umm, my professional advice is that you start showing tits with the quickness.

Just sayin, you have to know the mentality of your fan base.

Skin then win. That's how it goes.

This thread has almost no chance of getting completely out of hand.