Dr. Pomade

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This is trainwreck scenario. JP is like the irresistible force, Hal is like the immovable object. Hal criticizing JP on his physique is a whammy, since JP is pretty jacked. JP criticizing Hal on his physical prowess is whammy-esque as well, since Hal holds bench-press records or some shit, IIRC. Both are seasoned intarweb warriors. This will never end well.

I can dig it, broski.

Quit bench racing your career.

*applause*

I have enjoyed this thread.

Aren't they all?

Well, this thread certainly turned out to be delicious.

Both that red S/C Z06 and that TT Mustang (at the end of the vid) moved the fuck out.

This guy has potential.

Okay gotcha. Yeah, I just keep my garage cans (which are fairly large, but seal nicely) in my garage. No stench (when they are covered) and still enough room. Granted, I don't have a lot of other stuff in there beyond the cars.

My garbage is used as currency in some Third World countries.

The "help-me-with-ticket-X" threads never end well. Even when guys try to admit to doing something wrong they still get lit up.

In my garage. How big are your trashcans/how small is you garage? Just wondering why this is an issue.

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I fail to understand why this is being discussed as an either/or dilemma. Serendipitously find both in the same girl, or find each separately in multiple girls. Paradoxically, the more you search, the more difficult it is to find. Rather, let the goods come to you.

That's what I'd call a cutting edge performance.

JP, here are the c/n: I want a fast, refined car that I don't have to modify in order to enjoy thoroughly. No, my plans are that it won't be a DD. Yes, I will have another work/winter car. Great question about substance (performance) versus style (pussy magnetism). Both definitely count, though I'd probably rank style a bit above performance. Meaning, if you asked me - would you rather have a good looking car that was slower or a less-good looking car that was faster, which would you chose? I'd chose the good looking car that was less fast. This is where the GT-R is losing points for me. I just don't like the way it looks as much as a Vette, a Porsche, a Viper, or even the M3. Not that the GT-R isn't a nice looking car, I just don't think it's as good looking as the others. So, I just thought of some of the things that will matter to me in terms of this next car: Performance - 1/4 mile time, 0-60, track abilities Looks - subjective aesthetic appeal Price Tag - the lower the cost the better Maintenance - expected upkeep, reputation for being costly Insurance - amount to insure on a yearly basis, on average Resale value - what I can expect to get out of the car in, say, four to five years And here's how I'd rank those things in terms of importance for me with respect to the car: Looks - most important factor to me; 10 out of 10 on scale of importance Performance - 8 out of 10 on scale of importance Price Tage - 7 out of 10 on importance scale Resale - 6 out of 10 on importance scale Insurance - 5 out of 10 on importance scale Maintenance - 3 out of 10 on importance scale So, for instance, while Looks is the most important factor, it's not exceedingly more important than the Price Tag, which could be the undoing of a car in my analysis. A perfect example of this would be a Murcielago - great in Looks, but waaaaay too expensive.

LOL, fucking brilliant.

Google, invest in it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awesome game! And, by "awesome," I mean fucking stupid.

It's amazing how well you're able to type with cupcakes in your hands, Captain Fatty.

Revised to-drive list: 1. C6 Z06 2. GT-R 3. Porsche 911 Turbo 4. M3 5. Viper I think I'll cap the list at those five. If weather wasn't so shitty right now, I'd be temped to head a dealership right now.

Okay, so who all got banned then, and who's not a moderator anymore, etc? Can we get a list?