Dr. Pomade

Uh, Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day - D - A - I - Y - E.

I think I'm getting the black lung, dad.

Are you serious? I just told you.

Did no one else find this hilarious? Ah, Kevin R, you make the Johnny Bravo LOL. FWIW, if it were me, I'd roll back into the store, say, "I think I paid for a shirt but left it here" and when the girl produced the shirt I'd say, "Yup, that's it, but I'm still a little up in the air on whether or not I like it; see you in a few days" and then walk out, again leaving the shirt on the counter.

Best team ever?

I'm not an ambi-turner. I can't turn left. I've been that way since I was a baby.

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

I'm a little disappointed; I was hoping he would return for another round of e-bashing. Some people just deserve it, you know?

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really really good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

Contact Inna Simakovsky. She's an attorney that specializes in immigration law and she's a friend/associate of mine. We've worked together on immigration cases, so I can vouch for her professionalism/competence. If you're interested, then PM me for her number. When you contact her, tell her Dr. Tilley gave you her number.

It's his girlfriend, you moron.

Wow. Brian, where's the pic of the failboat?

Winner. The riddle appears to imply that there are four people on the fishing trip, when, in fact, there are only three, all of whom are related: a "grandfather," a "father," and a "son." The two fathers are the grandfather (who fathered the father) and the father (or fathered the son); the two sons are the son (who was fathered by the father) and the father (who was fathered by the grandfather). That riddle was too easy. Give us a more difficult one.

Oops, I've happened into another thread where the guys posting only date supermodels.

Actually, I think he was fairly accurate in summing you up.

LOL, Jon and the OBGYN guy bitch slapped this thread.

No fucking shit. Good god I'm in love.

You stay in Hilliard now, or close to that side of town?

You don't go to the Polaris one anymore? I don't, since I stopped being in Delaware so much. I go to the ghetto one over here on E. Main.

Aren't you that guy that continuously refuses to race everyone? EDIT: I think it's "everyone," not "anyone."

Don't be an idiot. After all, you already drive a car that looks like a catfish.

Owning yourself can be avoided in threads like these by proofreading the title of your thread before submitting it. In the meantime, the Irony God is having another good laugh at your expense.

LOL - I heart you.

Viper. /thread.

Good question. Pryor added Michigan to his list of possibles after Rodriguez was named coach there, so that says something. Yet, I believe Ohio State is still thought to be the school that Pryor will ultimately choose. IMO, it's a good thing Tressel has shown that he's willing and able to run a spread offense (see Troy Smith et al years); without that, OSU wouldn't have a chance to land Pryor.