Dr. Pomade

Planet of the Apes + World of Warcraft + The Macarena

Doing burnouts in SUV's and pickup trucks was cool about the time that the song that was playing - Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue - was released, which was, oh, circa 1991. I made it to the point where he did the burn out in the Cherokee and then did a powerslide into the puddle of water. Couldn't take any more after that.

Hey, this is Vin Diesel. Listen, I have huge triceps. Anyway, here's the deal - you don't just get to come in off the street and join the gang. No, first, we'll see how you do at Race Wars and then we'll talk. So, go get your glow sticks and the title to your S2000 and I'll see you in the desert this April.

Sorry, I didn't mean anything toward you by my post - I was just being stupid with what I posted. In all honesty, I think that question you posted is ingenious. And, to answer your question, yes, I do get tired of hearing the same canned answers to canned questions.

It looks like she jumped out a car or so on you but you were able to reel her back in. Nice driving, partner.

Sometimes, when I'm interviewing someone, I'll punch them in the face. If they fall over and start crying, I know I have a quitter on my hands; if they just stare at me in shock, I know I've got someone who can't handle pressure situations; if they get all pissed and try to fight back, then I know I've got an anger-management liability on my hands; and if they start saying things like, "This is ridiculous! You'll hear from my lawyer!" then I know they're overly litigious and likely to be a real thorn for the organization.

I'm glad I fired you.

I'm interviewing you right now to determine if you should remain my friend. Sorry, you're fired.

Damn, that Viper got smoked. And, like someone said, it's not like a stock Viper is slow.

Here are some questions she should be prepared to field: -Why did you opt to pursue social work as a career? -Are you independently licensed as a social worker? If not, why? -What makes you want to work with *enter patient population here*? -How comfortable are you with technology? What computer applications are you fluent with? -How competent are you in expressing yourself in writting? (Hint: Suggest that she have some work samples that are appropriately sterilized so that no identifying data is available in them.) -Tell me about a difficult situation you encountered with a patient (or co-worker) and how you handled it. -What do you consider your best attributes as an employee? -What kinds of things do you struggle with as an employee? Meaning, what kinds of things could you improve upon? -Why do you want to work here?

LOL - okay, right. Sorry, by "hate," I meant "I'm extremely envious of you."

Huh? How was I hating?

Hmm, IMO, "has a parachute" tends not to ever go with "street legal" or "daily driven." Again, just my opinion.

I think that guy was also selling a Saleen Mustang, but it ended up getting wrecked and smashed inbetween two semi-trucks.

O RLY n00b? My character is - in addition to being a 50th level dark eleven warrior mage - also a 50th level dragon lord death knight. LOL - that's a 100 levels of pain to hax0r ur n00b ass. I've already cast a spell of dispel magic, BTW, so don't even try to cast a spell, artard.

I'm a 50th level dark elven warrior mage. I'll pwn your asses with my relic of lich's magic and a +30 dagger of ethereal golem blood.

First, Clay, I hate you. Second, if I ruled the universe, this is how the weather would be here in CLB: it would be sunny and mid-70's to mid-80's every day except for Christmas Eve and Christmas day, during which it would be cold enough to snow just a bit on both days. Then, the day after Christmas, it's back to being warm and sunny.

Joe, I will be using Mike Mealer again this year. I went to him last year and he was great - very thorough, very professional, and reasonably priced. He's a CPA and with Russell, Mealer, and Kalb, all of whom are CPAs. His number is 614.336.3992. He's located at 2545 Farmer's Drive, Ste 370, Cols, 43235. His email address is: mike@rmk-cpa.com I'll be glad to share more information with you; just let me know what specifically you want to know. BTW, I'm picky when it comes to accountants, and he's the only one of three that I've went back to in the past five years. Hope this helps. John

Aesthetically pleasing for sure. I haven't had a chance to read it over closely, but, from what I scanned, that seemed fine as well.

LOL - I have digged raced him more than I've rolled raced him. But I'm fairly sure you weren't referring to me by your comment.

Someone call a code yellow and prepare the patient for four-point restraints as well as injections of Haldol and Ativan.

Then why do I have video of you roll racing me?

The King of 270 has always been - and always will be - an unofficial thing known by the regulars in the scene. You can have as many silly lists as you want - it will still always be that group of 15 or so guys in the mix that actually matter.

"...a Ray Lewis knife..." Those are fucking hilarious.

Andy. He's the best. He has a website (and I believe he's a vendor here), though I can't recall the exact name of it at the moment. I have his number, though, I would be glad to pass that on to you. He's also a member here: his screenname is AudiOn19s or something like that. Seriously, Scott, he's great. I don't have anyone but him detail my cars.