Dr. Pomade

Nope.

Yeah, I am in withdrawal at this point - it's driving me insane that all this racing is going on and I can't participate. No, I don't mind you asking at all. The car is coming along nicely, and should be wrapped up soon. It should be on the road in July. I'm just wanting things to be done correctly, so I don't mind it taking a little longer, even if I want to shoot myself in the face everytime I read a kill story or hear about a cruise.

No problem - late-August works. Whenever, actually. As for the watercraft, well, there is Sam's boat and Andrew's jet-ski. One is a little faster than the other. Of course, they'll ultimately have to agree to race - I'm just doing my best to play the part of squirrel and bench race the fuck out of their vehicles and into as many races as possible.

Again, Nick Palovich (aka Nick GT) came through like a champ. He works at the NTB in Canal Winchester, and, even though it's stupid far away from me in Polaris, I never hesitate to make the drive there just to have him do the work. Yesterday, he got me the hook up on four new tires, an alignment, brakes, and an oil change on the Montero. So, a public thanks to Nick, and a public recommendation for him and his NTB. I know, a lot of you cats work at other NTB's, and I'm sure all of you do fine work, but I can't help but direct people to Nick at his NTB.

Ben, sorry, I can't make it - I'll be in at the Palms in Vegas for the weekend. I hadn't planned on being there until just recently. We'll party when I get back in town.

Oh snap. Alum Creek? Two weekends from now? And, in the process, running over a troop of girl scouts and a gaggle of old ladies. Oh snap times two. But, hold up, you beat Comet in a footrace, or Ben?

Congratulations.

Actually, it was a hologram of Chuck Norris; the real Chuck Norris would never have allowed me to insult him in such a fashion and then lived to post about it on a messageboard.

Andy for the win. Again.

That guy works out at Lifetime Fitness. Once he tried to cut in on me while I was working my triceps. I was like, "Back up off me, bitch!" and then I flexed on him and he started crying like a little baby.

You're money, baby.

Yup, Ben (w/ the white SS) was in it. So was Billy (he has a white Eclipse), Jimmy Notchback, and this kid Comet, who is out of Dayton and drives a 3000GT. Comet drove all the way to CLB from Dayton at like 3am just to participate in the Breakfast Run. He won the first of the two races, if I remember correctly. Also, I think he also won the second race, though Billy was in there pretty close.

Tinman Whats Up Im The Guy In The Yellow Evo. I Can Post From Dr Zo6s Computer Because Im L337 With The Hax0r Skillz!!!1!! Anyway, Pal, Ill Have You Know That I Put On My Hazards Because All 4 Wheels On My Car Were Spinning At The Same Time And I Knew There Was Something Wrong Right Then. So How Do You Like Me Now, Huh?!? Dont Make Me Get All Drift King On Your Ass Because I Will Meet You Down At The Easton Parking Garage Right Now. And I Am Not Typing In All Caps Because I Am Yelling This Is Just How I Roll When I Am On The Internet. Hahahalolololhahahaha!

Oh, that's right. Who is it in Indy? DynoTech?

There's some video floating around that shows some foot races that popped off before our Breakfast Run last year. My man, Jimmy Notchback, got robbed - I lost some $$$ on that race. Anyway, we haven't talked about organizing another Breakfast Run lately since so many cars are down/hurt/etc., but I'd imagine, should the stars align, we'll pull one off before the end of the season. And, should that happen, then we'll organize some pre-Run footraces. Of course, my money will again be on Jimmy Notchback - you fuckers better run a sub-4.4 to catch him.

LOL. Do you rev your engine at me sir? No sir, but I do rev my engine. At me sir? No sir.

I probably missed it in another thread, but what's going on in Indy?

That's the hotness for sure. Anyway, I'm down for whatever 270 mayhem we can come up with.

Please let that kid - or his representatives - be on this board. Tinman rarely even posts in the Kitchen, let alone starts a thread in it, so this is destined to be good. Also, Tinman, while we're waiting for him/them to show, mind sharing some of the dialogue that transpired? I'm a sucker for the details, you know.

Came across this vid and thought it was hilarious. This clown gets tossed like a ragdoll.

Your mom is the hotness. True story, the end.

I'm not sure if I heard it or not. I definitely heard the kids laughing, etc., but no high-pitch anything, or at least I don't think I did. There's a substantial amount of noise going on here at my work at the moment, so maybe that ran some interference. Then again, from the sound of it (pun intended, HAR HAR HAR!), the sound you're supposed to hear is unmistakeable, so me not knowing if I've heard it means, no, I didn't hear it. I'm 31.

I don't get poison ivy; poison ivy gets poison Johnny Blaze.

Wow, looks like the patented a-grenade-just-got-tossed-into-my-engine-bay trick. That would el sucko.

One time when it was raining, a little boy asked me why it was raining, and I told him that it was God crying. Then the little boy asked, "Why is God crying?" And I said, "It's probably because of something you did."