Dr. Pomade

I have two medical exam tables for sale. Both are fully functional. I don't know their model numbers or whatever because I'm too lazy to move them out and away from the wall of my garage and look. Both are at least 10 years old. I can't remember how old they were when I bought them, but they were used when I got them 10 years ago. They are taking up valuable space in my garage and I need them gone. My asking price is $50 per table or $80 for both of them. If you're not a practicing medical professional, perhaps you could use these to play "doctor" with your significant other or turn them into some weird coffee table or something. I don't care, just get them out of my fucking garage. Here is a pic of each. http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/medical%20table%202_zpscsqegzba.png http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/medical%20table%201_zpsb14atlfl.png

I have a Xerox Workcentre M20i for sale. It's a few years old, though I don't recall exactly when I purchased it. I haven't used it really at all in the past 18 months and, instead, it's just kind of collected dust on the floor of my office. However, I know it still works, as I just used it today. My asking price is $175. Based on a quick Amazon search, that seems to be a fair price. I would say this machine is in at least good condition. Here's a link to Amazon for reference: http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00025O7E8/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used Here's a picture of it: http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/copier_zpsdz0vj0ec.png I also have five boxes of unopened toner for it. However, I'll need $35/box for each of those, as I can donate them for a tax write-off at $75/box. Of course, I'll entertain offers. Mostly, I just want this to go somewhere where it will be used.

I didn't really care until all you idiots told me I shouldn't, now I fucking love it. I talk about it incessantly to whoever will listen. I answer my phone with, "Hello, it's gold and white." I sign all my checks with G&W and then when my employees ask what that means, I fire them immediately. I asked both my kids what color they thought the dress was; one of my kids is now on a Greyhound bus to an Indian reservation in Oklahoma - I don't think I have to tell you what color she thought the dress was. I alternate between masturbating to pictures of this dress, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Upton. When they legalize gay marriage in Ohio, it should be mandatory for all gay couples to wear this dress for their nuptials. They should replace the 2nd Amendment with a statement about this dress.

Charlotte McKenney

Ironically, I think you meant irrelevant.

Dez Bryant was arguably the best receiver in the league last year. And, while I know the letter of the rulebook said he was down, it sure seemed unfair that the TD was overturned against GB in the playoffs. I didn't have a dog in that fight, FWIW. Dez is a big deal in the NFL, so any rumor of this magnitude is noteworthy. If you can't appreciate that, then it's clear you aren't a sports fan. OP, you've made the mistake of posting this topic at a WoW convention. Here, let me help you turn the tide: http://5mag.co/5store/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Charlotte-McKinney-Visits-Terry-Richardsons-Studio_01.jpg http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/charlotte-mckinney-boobs.jpg http://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_07_2014/post-57667-0-62655600-1406219034.jpg

But think how good she will look in the 997...

Breastfeeding does bad things to boobs. I totally get where women want implants afterward to help restore what they had.

Yes. Totally legit. But I'm fairly sure that if you use that doc then they will deduct the consultation fee from bill (that is, give you credit for it).

Dr. Wakelin at Columbus Aesthetic and Plastic Surgery (CAPS). My wife got under the muscle and silicone and they turned out fantastic. Since I trust Andy, I wouldnt hesitate to use his recommended surgeon. But if you wanted to shop around and consider options, then I'd recommend looking into Dr. Wakelin. He's a nice guy, has a good bedside manner, and I think he has been voted one of the best plastic surgeons in Columbus.

I rest my case, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

Brilliant on so many levels.

I'm pretty sure that at the end, Iceman says, "You can be my wingman anytime," and Maverick says, "Bullshit, you can be mine." Not "you can ride my tail anytime," which is what Tarantino says that Iceman said. Not that his argument isn't compelling - I mean, I've been on the record a few times saying Top Gun is pretty much about the most homoerotic film ever - but I'm also a stickler for details. /buzzkill

JP, bro, but that interior...

You have gained a level.

Thanks for all the replies, gents. Tech buddy is going to come over tonight and take a look at it. He says he has a quick fix. I hope that isn't code for blowing up my laptop. I will keep you updated.

So this will just buy a valid product key, right?

Does anyone have a product key for MS Office Professional Plus 2010 that they'd allow me to use? Or can I barter for the use of one? I don't want to ask for anything that's inappropriate (so I hope that's not what I'm doing), but I also didn't want to at least not ask before proceeding. Here's my dilemma: I started using a brand new laptop recently. It flipped out one day and froze. My tech buddy took it home, fixed it, and installed MS Office Professional Plus 2010. Yay, all is well, right? Nope, a few days ago Office starts yelling at me, telling me I need to register it, etc. So I tried to use the product key for my version of MS Office 2010. Unfortunately, mine is 2010 Professional Academic, and it won't allow me to use that product key to register the version I currently have running on the laptop. I asked my tech buddy about it, and he said that he installed an "enterprise" version of it (whatever that means, I don't know) and he has never been prompted to enter a product key. Well, great for him, but sucky for me. So, before I uninstall all of this and start over with my version of MS 2010, I figured I'd ask if anyone had a product key handy that I could use. TL;DR: Can I have a product key for 2010 MS Office Professional Plus? Will be BFF, thanks.

The red C6 and that BMW(?) wagon: :fa:

Trust me, Breaking Bad gets a whole lot better. Stick with it - you won't regret it.

Good to know. Contact is a favorite - one of the few movies I can watch regardless of what part it is at. (Shawshank Redemption is another one like that for me.) Worth the price of a rental then?

Just finished watching this video. It was fantastic. And I really liked the beginning to show just how far Ohio State has come and them going from a really good team (that got embarrassed by other really good teams) to a great team (that easily handled some very good teams).

I always like to see bands cover other bands. That being said, there are like about 100 other Beastie Boys songs I like better than Sabotage and would have preferred they covered. Just my humble opinion.