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Dr. Pomade

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  1. Christ Ohio State is loaded. This shit is bananas. Loved that hype video. Ohio State looks so much better on defense than they did just a couple of years ago when they seemed slow and sloppy. Now they seem savage. Just nasty. God I love being an Ohio State fan right now. I'm worried about the VT game too. Lane Stadium under those conditions is no joke. However, if we lose that game, of course everyone will just assume we will go on to win the playoff...
  2. I always liked those - great purchase.
  3. What the hell was with the bag hanging off of it? Am I missing something or did they run over a Meijer bag or something?
  4. Nissan Altimas have been used in 89 percent of all active shooter events in the U.S. since 1993.
  5. A Nissan Altima has been identified as the second gunman on the grassy knoll as well as the producer for Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
  6. Cut cable cord. Keep Internet. Netflix + Hulu + Amazon Prime Get free shipping with Amazon Prime = bonus perk Go to sports bar for live sporting events The end to this entertaining little tale of liberation and cost savings.
  7. What was the point of breaking the window? "This thing is clearly resisting - time to use a little force and show this cart who's really in control here."
  8. Is it me or does it look like there are two Joey Bosa's there - the doppelgänger Bosa is like 2 rows down.
  9. Do they come in size smmedium? Is there is a tank top version available? I've been working especially hard on my tris over the winter and would like something that accents them. White shirts make you look tan and jacked, so I'll take one in extra white, if possible. TIA
  10. Over 99K in attendance at the spring game, LOL. Most teams only dream of getting that many people to show up at a game. Perfect "storm" for it: coming off national championship, picture perfect weather, rough winter (so people are really wanting out of the house), and cheap tickets. BTW, it's reasons like this why Ohio State will always - all things being equal - get the nod over most other teams when it comes to being selected for the playoff. Ohio State = massive interest, massive cache, and massive money.
  11. Saw this earlier today. Clicked, movie started to play. I'm all like yay, will watch later tonight. Just clicked again. Video removed by user. :/
  12. I love how it looks like he passed the other car like it was parked.
  13. Fatality. Serious question. Is there someone running around being like, "Hey car crowd, I just wanted you to know that I have a lambo that DOESN'T make 2000 HP like I claimed it would and that I have NOT raced anyone I said I would or therefore I have NOT beaten any of my competitors like I have been boasting. DO YOU HEAR ME WHEN I SAY THAT I AM AWFUL AT MAKING CARS AND PRETTY MUCH FAILING AT THIS?" Is there some masked idiot out there stealing the lack of thunder from CTD? I mean, this culprit must be stopped at all costs.
  14. I'm crying laughing at Chewy. Especially the part where it goes slo-mo and then rewind.
  15. :lol: "Diamonds are a great way of symbolizing how slow we are to do anything fucking worthwhile at CTD." "The 'Covert' in CTD is because most people find it impossible to discover anything we have ever done to enhance a car's viability. Like, literally, shit is just not there. CO-FUCKING-VERT, bitches." "We enjoying telling people how great we are because, quite frankly, we can't really show them." "Our brand is very important to is. In fact, this poster discussing how our brand came to be is the only project we have finished to date." "See how we started with a perfectly good diamond and then reduced it to some dumbass configuration of plastic-looking parts that don't really seem to fit together just for the sake of doing something differently and trying to make ourselves look cool? Well, we do the same shit with our lambos."
  16. First, this doesn't even make sense. What does undercover have to do with a diamond? Second, it's kind of lame that they spelled out their logo. Part of the appeal is the mystery. It's like Fed Ex releasing a marketing campaign that says, "HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE ARROW IN OUR LOGO HAHA CANT UNSEE THAT SHIT NOW CAN YOU?"
  17. 1. The GTA cat was funny for several reasons. I also watched twice. 2. The Federer tennis kid was totally awesome. That kid now has one of the greatest intro lines to be used at parties, for picking up chicks, for college entrance interviews, job interviews, etc. "Well, there was that one time that I lobbed over Federer's head to score a point in this international tennis event..." 3. The broken German door fiasco was fantastic.
  18. To the heartbreak of many, I am announcing that my refrigerator is no longer for sale. After an arduous bidding process, it finally sold to a very handsome man for $0.00. Mods/admins, this thread has served its purpose.
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