Dr. Pomade

I said earlier this year that Oregon looked unstoppable (or something to that effect). Well, I still think they look great. But you know what? Fuck it, I like my team's chances. Let's do this. BTW, I think Alabama's offensive line is really good. I would guess Oregon's o-line won't be able to do any better against us. And I bet Oregon wishes they were playing Alabama. Ohio State is hot, on a roll, playing with a sense of purpose and confidence, and has all kinds of talent. I'd be nervous if I was Oregon.

My hangover today was totally worth it. Some thoughts: - Cardale looked like a guy starting just his second game early on. Then he settled down/in and looked good. He's a fucking load. - The drive when Ohio State was down 21-6 and converted two 3rd-and-longs was MASSIVE. I think that was the most pivotal drive of the entire game, really. - did we ever think we'd see the day when an Ohio State team is trying to run to the perimeter on an SEC team? Seriously, that tells you all you need to know about our speed and athleticism. - I think Meyer is spot on when he says Elliot is the most underappreciated back in the nation. That dude is really, really good. - my man crush on Devin Smith continues. But I think I might love all of receivers equally. Corey Smith is a little monster. That pass from Spencer was flawless and only slightly less awesome than Thomas' catch. - I'm glad we got Alabama's A game. Sure this wasn't 2009 or 2011 Bama, but it wasn't 1999 or whatever Bama either. - what a spectacular way for Ohio State to get the SEC monkey off their back. - Alabama should be thankful the game was as close as it was. They lived off our mistakes - the turnovers + failed trips in the red zone early. - jive, nothing to be upset over. Your team likely would finish between third and fifth in B1G East. :gabe:

Looks like Mizzou is close to putting Minnesota to bed. BTW, did you see their onside kick to start the 2nd half? It was masterful, and you know Minnesota had to have been ultra pissed.

Melvin Gordon - 251 yds, 7.4 YPC, 3 TDs

Auburn LOL

Wisky just tied it up!

Casino around 7? Drinks on me for first hour. Yes or no?

That run by the Minnesota TE was fantastic.

Anyone down for getting together?

Have I ever told you guys that I think Jerry Kill looks like a gopher? Like how perfect is it that the coach looks like the mascot.

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SHIT JUST GOT REAL

I bet it's about 60/40 Ohio State to Bama.

What the hell are you talking about? Who is tooting any horn, and who isn't playing for something to prove? If you're complaining about rubbing it in the #SEC's face, then GTFO. Anyway, if this score holds, and someone gets blown out in semi final games (but especially if Ohio State does), then everyone will be going apeshit over TCU being left out.

That is the correct answer. 1 Mr. Schnauzie awarded

Either a convenient typo, a Freudian slip, or a fantastic troll.

If by "light years" you mean "slightly" then we are on the same page. Total offense: TCU #4, Ohio State #8 Scoring offense: TCU #2, Ohio State #5

Well TCU just gave their gift back.

YESSSSSSS LET THE TROLL FLOW DO YOU HEAR THAT JIVE? WHERE IS YOUR SEC NOW?

I agree with you. As for why they moved it, maybe to accommodate closed captioning? I'm watching the game out right now on a TV with closed captioning on, and the CC'ing is top left - exactly where the scoreboard used to be.

Jive, because I think TCU's offense is like Ohio State's and I think Ole Miss' defense is like Alabama's.

If TCU houses Ole Miss, I (1) won't be surprised and (2) will feel a lot better about Ohio State against Bama.

Also, I'm getting to be a nervous wreck over the game. Of course, this is all very predictable for me: After Bama and Ohio State matchup was first announced: :masturboy: Two days after matchup was announced: :fuckyeah: 1 week ago: :fa: Today: :no: 1 hour before kickoff: :fuuuu:

Oklahoma, thanks for making me look like a complete moron for picking you as a favorite pre-season. ERMAGERD OKRAHURMA NOT GURD

Well, now I'm having dreams about this game. And they aren't good ones. Here are some highlights: - it started out well. Ohio State drove down the field on Alabama on some nice running plays and scored a TD. Yay, everyone is super happy in my dream! - I go to the bathroom, come back, scored is tied 7-7. WTF? I ask someone - I think I'm watching the game in an airport (what the hell?) and Sims threw a bomb to Cooper. Boo! - things then go from bad to worse. Ohio State starts getting mangled at the line of scrimmage. Alabama's defensive line is just running through Ohio State's o-line. - in response to our porous lines, we start running jump passes. Yes, I just typed that - jump passes. Like jump passes on our own 27 yard line. Jump passes on the side lines. Jump passes everywhere. I try to scream, but it's a dream so you know how that goes. - somehow we lost a point to go back to 6, then got a safety somehow to make it to 8. Bama was scoring at will. I think when I was finally able to pull the rip cord and get the fuck out of that dream, Ohio State was losing by like 3 TDs.