Dr. Pomade

Yup video was awesome. So who's in for New Years day at the casino?

I'll stop in and mack on some frauleins after I do four sets of getting jacked at LA Fitness. DONT TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW CHIEF IM IN THE ZONE

Also, that sounds like Glenn's license plate. Glenn who used to be on CR (though I forget his SN). He used to drive a C5, I think.

Whoever wins the national championship this year is going to be regarded as a mega champ by virtue of the fact that the winning team has to basically play two bowl games/two national championship games. If Alabama wins NC, then their stranglehold on the CFB world will get stronger, though that is almost inconceivable at this point. Bama will get the benefit of the doubt for the next 10 years. If Florida State wins NC, they'll be considered a dynasty. They'll be seen as the only team that is capable of beating the SEC (even if they beat Ohio State for NC), the face of the "other-than-the-SEC." They'll also be even more polarizing, though that - like Bama's cache - is almost inconceivable at this point. They'll be the Troll Kings and there's nothing we can do to stop them. If Oregon wins the NC, Marcus Mariotta will be in the discussion of the greatest football player of all time (especially if he is instrumental in the wins, which he likely would be). Also, if this happens, look for the PAC12 to be seen as the best conference going into next year, or at least a 1b to the SEC's 1a. People will say that Oregon finally got to the top of the mountain because they figured out how to play defense. Look for everyone to have chrome helmet alternate unis if Oregon wins it all. If Ohio State wins NC, the narrative will be that a true power has risen. Meyer will get the credit for building a team that can beat the SEC at its own game - a fast, athletic defensive line and an offense that can be lethal - and getting Ohio State over that "hump" (however made up that "hump" is). Also, the narrative will change, insofar as I see a lot of people praising Ohio State for it's BCS-and-beyond success vs. focusing in on them getting beat in the two NC games versus the SEC. Ohio State will be widely regarded as a very athletic, very fast team - something that they never would have been seen as even as recently as four years ago. Gentleman, this is what CFB is really all about. I'm glad we're at this point. We have two really great matchups only to be followed by what is sure to be another great matchup. I'm happy to be a CFB fan.

I hated Harbaugh when he played at Michigan, I thought he was a jackass when he was a QB for the Colts, and I've always thought he acted like a douche as a coach. Fuck him and fuck Michigan. Also, I'm all for more competitiveness in the B1G, but I don't want to hear any of this fucking nonsense that Michigan needs to beat Ohio State to make the rivalry worthwhile. Nope, you worthless Michigan fucks can go 11-1 every year. REMEMBER COOPER YEARS? I do, so Michigan can go fucking die in a dumpster fire filled with salty tears and weasel pelts, Khaki King and all.

I'm fairly sure the only reason she finally got it right is because the black car forced her to go the other way.

You know casino is actually a great idea for New Year's Day. Plenty of TVs, plenty of food, gambling options, etc.

PS - Oklahoma is getting Clemson-ed by Clemson.

Any interest in grabbing beers and wings either tonight (12/29), tomorrow night (12/30), or New Year's Day? Related question, where is everyone watching the game? I don't have cable (and I can't ever seem to get streaming to work correctly), so I'm looking to camp out at a sports bar. Two of my favorite spots are Bar 145 and BW3's in Grandview.

So, Michigan goes from a fat, hoarse, idiotic Brady Hoke to a top 10 coach in Harbaugh. Yeah, I'd say they lucked out.

Christ that's a ton of HP - what a blast that must be on the street. Congrats! In for vids of it on the street.

For my next bet with jive, should I require him to show up with my winnings wearing those PJs?

He is great at trolling. I almost bit on his BC-is-terrible post, but pulled up at the last second. Jive is the heel that threads like this need.

I've never operated a motorcycle, but I don't have an issue with motorcyclists splitting lanes when safe to do so. I've also never made out with a dude, but I don't have an issue with people of the same sex marrying each other. I guess I don't see what the big deal is?

what in the hell

LOL only a matter of time before the mysoginists showed up...

I think they acted superbly and did exactly what they should have done. Certainly, yes, I secretly hoped that they got out of the car and falcon punched crazy Explorer lady. But that would have been unwise as, who knows, maybe crazy Explorer lady has a gun or a knife or is just kind of a badass fighter. Also, we all know that if they just mowed over crazy Explorer lady in their car then there'd be a contingency of crazy Explorer lady apologists calling for Accord girls to get charged with some criminal offense. So, I'd say job well done.

The funniest part of those was the fact that there was a time when you could tell someone to pick up a phone and join the phone call.

Yeah, by the looks of it, he was just going around trying to cheap shot people. Everyone saw him try to sucker punch the Memphis player that was getting held back by the Memphis coach, and in the clip where he gets waxed it looks like he tried to cheap shot another Memphis player. I love the Memphis player's reaction who jacked him and how he doesn't hesitate to light him up. #karma

About that brawl in the BYU-Memphis game, the BYU idiot that tried to cheap shot someone got straight fucking clocked. Good stuff: http://www.lostlettermen.com/article/byu-football-safety-kai-nacua-blasted-for-cheap-shots-videos

Subscribed. Our kids did something similar. Though I think it was during Pingu, not SpongeBob. #dadlife

He's being a dick when he doesn't need to be, and - perhaps more importantly - he is being a dick to the public (that's you, BTW) by virtue of being obstinate with the conduit by which we receive information from him (the media). You're cool with people treating you like a dick? Fine, but don't act like we need to be okay with it.

Pretty much Chachi Level 1000 right there.

The Hyabusa and the Saab were my second and third choices, respectively.

Yeah me initially saying I'm interested in a white, newer but used, 5-series BMW is way different than what I just bought.