1. Unless gmail is having issues, I've not received anything since 1159pm. I can forward you everything if he thinks I'm being rude/sarcastic, because until the "I'll only accept cash" note, everything was quite friendly. After that, I sent "Better be a joke, I'm not going anywhere with $800 in cash." You say he wants to protect himself, I'm in the same boat. That much dough is crazy to just have in the glove box, and if I go to the bank and ask for that, they're going to get really suspicious really fast.
2. This issue is easily resolved by asking for a money order or cashier's check from a bank. This solves a couple of problems...
- Since they're drawn on bank funds, there's no issue of whether or not it'll clear
- Both can be made out to a specific person, negating the worry of carrying around cash
- Many banks will allow you to put a 'memo' in the bottom corner just like a regular check, so the bank understands why you're pulling out all that money, removing the "Why's this guy want so much cash so fast" curiousity
3. My spidey-sense starts itching when dealing with large purchases that don't have docs to back them up. You'd want to see the title for a car, even if you're buying it for $1000, right? This isn't any different.
4. I know it's a great deal, that why I've been so interested. But when he sent "I forgot to mention that I will only accept cash - no checks or anything like that", I really got turned around. Again, nobody I know likes carrying around that sort of cash.
5. If he'll take CC or MO, the deal's back on
Again, something must be fubar with my email, because 1159p is the last I received from him. If he sent anything between 1204a (when I was like "Cash?? wtf?" and 1254a (when I was like "Dude, this just doesn't feel right to me"), I never got it, and apologize if I rubbed him wrong not realizing there was a message I didn't get. Have him call me, and if the CC/MO is fine with him, I'll even buy his burrito.