These all originate from the 740 area code (Delaware area, where I live.) Most of them aren't that funny, it just makes a bit more interesting knowing these came from around my place.
(740): i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
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(740): Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
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(740): Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
(631): U should. Its a good ice breaker
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(616): i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
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(740): Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
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(917): I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
(740): enter at your own risk
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(740): We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
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(216): ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
(740): 100 blowjobs
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(740): Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy.