I was just wondering this same thing the other day.
FWIW, the past couple winters I drove a 2WD S10 with good snow tires on the back and I never had any problems.
I'm not familiar with Subarus but that wing looks really goofy to me. Did you add the pillar/support thingys to the stock wing, or is it an aftermarket one?
LOL, 3 full DVD's? How much evidence do they need? Were they getting off to it or something?
Sounds like the neighbor has some sick table-fucking fetish