V8 Beast

I put in Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 the other night.. that game is better made than COD from an overall gaming standpoint. I wish you could blind fire and look around corners in cod. Or even use a riot shield and a handgun at the same time... I'm not sure why I stopped playing it.

Damn

Fuck

Shit

Conception - Happened in the back of a McDonalds. Mommy was suppose to swallow buy Daddy forgot to pull out. Pregnancy - Mom went to have an abortion but was 3 days over the limit. She then went to some guy in Mexico to do it illegally... Later she found out (after her stomach got bigger) that she was still pregnant. Shockingly Pedro was not a doctor. She called the wrong number and he just wanted to see her naked. Birth - Was the last time Phil was close to female parts. Childhood - Phil put on his first headband at 3 years of age. His dad thought he was gay but to his surprise Phil was preparing for a life of racquetball and colorful headbands. Teenage years - The hard truth was revealed as to why his bus was shorter than everyone else. He took out his fury on his penis in what would be known as the chaffing heard round the world. Adulthood - Phil attends the Ohio State University and plays racquetball despite the finger pointing and laughter. To try to make himself look like more of a man he buys a sports car... but to his surprise he purchased the slowest cars known to the sport. Knowing his car was slow he picked up internet shit talking in order to compensate. To this day he can be found calling people names and disprespecting mods all over the internet.

When you trip and fall into a clusterfuck how long do you have to leave before you get herpes?

If I had a ban nuke I would take out all of you. Sorry Ben but it would be for a great cause

In the thread that was moderated the person asked another to set up the race and that person would be happy to beat the other person from a roll. In Phils thread he said he had his car back and wanted to race. I asked if he was doing this at a track (because I know Phil) and he said no. When it happens its pretty obvious. I by chance its iffy then we send you a pm and move on. The whole thing with Jason wanting to ban people isnt how all of us feel...

The 404 not found error looked better than the strippers....

And who the are you? Nevermind... don't answer that because I really don't care. Thanks Sam and Shanton. I knew you guys would understand. For those that may not understand why we do this Anthony said it in another thread. On national forums people are all over the place. We are more centralized so if someone wants to point the finger cr gets to play scapegoat for all of central ohio. If that happens the last thing you want is a detective knocking at your door... and it has happened before. We could say fuck it and let you do it but its something that can be easily prevented.

It makes sense to a point but they always seem to go too far.

We sent ours packing after they tried to tell everyone to put their trampolines away. Yeah... they really wanted us to take apart the trampolines after every use before we went to bed. I thought they meant move it to like one side of your back yard. No, they really wanted them completely out of sight

Those of you that have been around for a while know the kind of trouble and stress that can be caused by this. This rule is for your own good and for the people that would hate to lose CR due to legal bs. I know people post freely (a little too freely at times)... but there is a very good reason why this rule is in place. Its not something we will ban you over (unless you have been warned or are Phil ). Just dont be surprised if the post or thread dissapears. Please keep this in mind... /friendly summer reminder

Updated pic of me... http://3391.voxcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Old-Spice-Guy-Remix-01-2010-07-18.jpg ... I just farted

SRT4 out of a ditch?

Wow! Phil got banned and I didnt get a text blaming me for it.

I wouldnt be suprised if one of those guys that almost hit you was some dude towing an SRT4

I'm at home you bastard!!! My house mates almost saw me pull up something that wasnt porn!

Wayne.. dont get added to the list with Phil of people that mods will ban at the drop of the hat. If you have questions use the search or send a pm.

Welcome!!!!

What post count :nutkick:

It appears to be the Metcalf Racing guy. He was trying to set up street races (at the worst time ever to be doing that here) and would not stop when asked. He was the first banned when we told people to stop setting up races using this site.... I'll gladly unban him if he doesnt use this board to coordinate illegal activity. I let Phil back on after his recent ban so I can let this dude back on as well. Shoot me a pm and let me know after you talk to him if he wants back on.

I hope he's talking about someone else... That dudes been gone for 18 months....

Who is Metcalf?