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I was laughing so hard that I was crying. Then I saw Brians line about fapping and started laughing so hard that no sound came out.

Does the school have bad reviews? The school my daughter goes to has excellent reviews but I want to donkey kick her teacher in her nose cheeks. I spent the last school year doing 90% of the teachers job for her.

What public school would she be going to?

I got a $1.12ish an hour raise today for the hell of it... No bullshit. I walked into the associate directors office and he was like here ya go.. and I was like sweet... and he was like have a good day... and I was like you do the same. $2323 a year just because I come to work...

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I hate white babies, they grow up to be white people...

Put in your two weeks notice then only work 9 more days.

Sweet, I'll bring you the money. PM me directions so I can map quest it

I make my own

I think you guys need to invest in full body vinyl work

Damn.. that may not be a bad idea...

The majority of this site builds their cars for fun not make money. If I wanted to make money I would hand you my keys, a nitrous bottle, and charge a rental fee....

How much for sandy nudes?

100% agreed... If I had money to burn hell yeah I would get one.. But since I dont I would put the cash into an assault rifle.

Every place being mentioned is being noted by the police officers and ricers that have been trolling this site for a while now. Even if all you do is meet you're going to be kicked out within a month with or without permission. If this is going to work its going to have to be through pm's, calls, texts, etc. P.S. Scotts car is slower than a fat bitch riding a square wheeled unicycle J/k love ya Scott

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I'm sure a sponsor here could do your shift point only for a fraction of the cost.

Have you not read any threads in the last 3 years?

Meh, real men run 12's.

So the guy thats in Cleveland fixing Bens car traveled all the way to Columbus to have an epic dig race with a sedan for a $17.25 purse. During the race they saw cops and tried to run. While trying to run the guy in the suburu remembered it was a suburu and just gave up. The guy in the sedan went to a Meijers and blended in with the rest of the grocery getters.... Case Closed!

Cant say its not... http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82194. I used to police stuff like that but we are all grown men. Hopefully no one in that thread wondered over to Ackerman after Sawmill and was stupid enough to get caught.

Funny you should ask... The other day I was at the bar and ate oysters before drinking light beer. From there I ate 3 deviled eggs and talked to this hot chick about how great I was with my tongue. Just as I finished the deviled eggs the hot girl asked me to go to the bathroom with her and back up what I was saying. While licking her ass the deviled eggs, beer, oysters, and taste of her brown eye caused me to gag. I didnt want her to think I didnt like her so I kept going. Just as she was about to climax I threw up in her ass. With the perfect seal my mouth had on her anus it all went in like a vomit enema. The pressure in her ass made her turn around in the stall and let it all back out. She thought that she had diarrhea and apologized. I told her it was ok then let her swallow my babies after a quick flush and a 15 minute blow job. The moral to the story is it's ok... but only if she doesnt know you did it.

Most people I say that to dont have the balls to cut off a limb. The next step is to drink a beer and know for a fact that you are more awesome than 99% of the other people in this world.

Cut off your leg before its too late!!!!! Or ice it and rest it. If it still hurts in a week go see your family doctor.