V8 Beast

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The claymore, causing lost multikills all over the globe. Just went 15-4 with the FMG9 before the other team called me a cheater and rage quit. I could see why they would say that because I was taking bullets like a champ and just running away. Oh well, going back to play Madden.

Thats whats gay about it. I feel so lame every time I get a kill by shooting a guys shadow. My K/D was at 1.3 last week before I told the neighbor kids to go ahead and use my name since the game sucks. If I played hardcore it would be higher, but thats a big camper fest and I hate sitting still. In this game if you want to get kills play hardcore. If you want an inconsistent clustermess play regular.

I get on and play for a few hours a week because my son likes to play. Every time I get on I spend the first game adjusting to where the kill zone is. Off to the front, out to the left, on the person (happens from time to time). I've also noticed that some of the secondary weapons show low stats but can kill you from across the map in like .2 seconds. :dumb: I just cant see how its fun to have to miss someone on purpose to get kills, lose kill streaks because they spawn people behind you constantly, and have your guns go from killers to professional hit markers at the drop of a hat. This is one of the most inconsistent games I have ever played in my life. I thought it was my internet connection or the refresh rate on my tv, but after a few tests its not. I put in MW2, and Black ops and remembered why my KD was so high in those games :fuckyeah:. Ive given this one 20 hours worth of testing and its pretty bad. I'll keep playing it because my son wants me too, but it was not worth the wait imo. P.S. Who in the fuck thought it would be a good idea to make it where you couldnt have claymores and grenades at the same time!

I thought he was overated myself. Then after about week 6 I realized the guy just has talent. Once the game slows down a little more for him and he controls the interceptions he'll be good to go. I dont even like the guy but skill is skill. Look at the stats NEORedLS1 posted 7th in the league in passing yards 18th for his QB rating. 11th completions 14th percentage As a rookie those numbers are great! Hes ahead of a lot more tenured people that are on winning teams. He just needs some support. Being on a bad team and shining is not easy. On the other hand I think Tebow is underrated. Even I called him the worst QB ever.. but he somehow wins. We get hung up on stats but its a team game. Tim works better within his team than Cam does. Remember the year Worthlessburger won the superbowl... not the best QB, but the best for his team.

If I had the choice I would take Cam Newton all day long. Hes got the kind of skill that can almost win games when your d is giving up 35 points.

The few games I saw it looked like his team had to bust their butts to keep them in the game long enough for him to work his magic. Being perfect for 2 drives a game only works when you have a great supporting cast. He's lucky to be on the Bronco's. Any other team outside of maybe the ravens and he wouldnt have the wins to justify his lack of technique. It just hurts to watch, then it turn into wow, did he just do that... and you know at some point in the game hes going to do something to win. As a rookie its hard to say whats going to happen in a few years, but at this time he makes me cringe for about 3 quarters of the game. Its like watching a high school freshman at times. The truth is that opinions dont matter... being 6-1 is all that matters.

Tim Tebow is one of the worst QB's I have ever seen in the NFL. To be more specific he reminds me of Braxton Miller but in the NFL. A great athlete with a lot of room to grow. A passion to win by any means necessary.. but not the kind of QB that can last long term in the NFL without a lot of practice. In 5 years he will either be one of the best or a forgotten name.

Was the BCS created by the same people that worked for Enron?

That depends.. is he light skin or dark? yes In your defense it wasnt considered a racist term until 2 months ago. You are not racist unless you can see into the future. If by chance you are psychic.. then you are amazingly racist and awesome at the same time.

I really like this guy! Affliction!!!!

You can't say mo... its considered a racist term

Yup, that's it. See why I used the term dramatic. That's not a butthurt mod, its being fed up cleaning up his BS. He had been very vocal about trying to get permabanned for years. He still hasn't got his wish because I left him in limbo instead of deleting his account... but enough was enough.

Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

Hope Floats

The quickest way to increase the crime rate is to stop handouts. At this point we as a country are full of lazy people that we created with the way we handle assistance. I agree that once you apply for assistance the ability to reproduce should be lost. If you cant take care of yourself, kids should be out of the equation completely. How in the hell do you have 15 kids!?!?! Did she seriously think it was a good idea to keep going after 12! At this point I bet the kids just fall out while shes eating breakfast. P.S. Jeffro is racist... but I am too because when I saw the truck jumping crash thread the other day I knew it was white guys before I opened it. :gabe:

Google is the devil!

Ok, I'm scratching LS7 on the block as we speak so they know what to replace it with.

In before I make a fake facebook account using nude pictures of Phil to try and attract bi-curious teenage boys to his house.

I make penis pancakes

I personally banned Hal for refusing repeatedly to follow rules. When I asked him if he would stop he told me no. He had a chance to come back and declined.. thus his ban was self inflicted due to not wanting to follow the rules of the forum. I still have his dramatic message if you want to read it, but he's probably already showed it to you. Maybe we should just drop all the rules and let people do what ever the hell they like.. oh wait we cant because then other people will cry even more about people being mean to them. Its a lose lose situation.

Whats funny is a defense cant hit a wideout until they make a football move, but offense can crack back on an unexpecting d player.

Assault charges have been filed on professional players in the past. Its just that most players dont take it that seriously. In the heat of the moment people do dumb stuff all the time. This guys issue is he does it repeatedly. If it was one and done no one would care.

Kill confirmed = A MW3 reference used in a way to tell Anthony he did a good job confronting another member. In past and present day internet such terms as owned, pwned, ownage, salty, and bazinga were/are used in a similar manner.

I should probably post something insightful to shed light on this thread. Some of the wisdom Ive gained over the years. Words that convey a strong message and decribe my outlook on the situation at hand! As an admin I take my duties seriously so I will tell you something you can use to change your life.... Poop once a day.