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Really? Beer is mildly carbonated. Guinness uses nitrogen anyways for carbonation so it should work right?

Pay off every debt but my mortgage. Use the rest as a down payment on a new car.

If you race yourself who wins and who loses?

I missed a shift in my automatic car.

Most TV tuners come with software to pre-record programs just like a DVR. Research up on it. It is possible to have it record a show and also let you watch a separate channel at the same. Seeing as this is just windows OS you COULD make the tv show not use all your screen and use IE/Firefox at the same time. It is possible...

I treat my front and back yard and also my carpet in my house with growth regulator once a year. This almost always takes care of the fleas. My yard gets soaked for days over a heavy rain. Before without treating the yard I would bring in fleas just by cutting the grass when I had no dog. I don't use frontline unless the growth regulator doesn't work, but really if you do it right it will always work. Frontline is the same thing except you just put it on animals.

If you build a media computer and run your cable wire into a tv tuner card it will. All you need is a wireless keyboard/mouse and a TV. You don't even need a DVR your computer will be the DVR. Most all new tv's have a VGA input unless you have a real old dinosaur one. And there are converter wires in this case. It isn't as hard and is cheaper then apple. But whatever works for you is ok.

Fuck easy. Doing things the hard way is the only way. Damn slackers.

Fuck torrents. They better not start throttling youtube and other random web based video streaming websites I look at weekly. That will make me enraged if my video takes twice or more to load.

Drink more beer next time and it won't matter.

If you forcefully break and enter into my castle then either you and/or I will leave in a body bag. Feeling lucky today punk?

As long as I can masturbate and drive 1 handed while talking on speaker phone I don't care.

I dont care until I see an official trailer. This isn't one. I will award 31337 internetz to the person or group of people who release this game.

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Hell yes I am marking my calendar right now.

Swimming in hot buffalo sauce FTW

No April Fools joke. Cliffs Bacon and cheese sandwiched between 2 pieces of fried chicken. http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html

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Cry more

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YOU GUIES ARE PUSSIES.

APRIL FOOLS BITCHES

1) yes 2) because it is super cheap and fun to drive