For Appetizer    
12 BW3 boneless hot wings drenched and swimming in hot bbq sauce.  On the side 2 cups of mango habanero sauce, 2 cups of blue cheese, and a fist full of celery sticks.  To drink a 24 oz glass filled with 1 bottle of Guinness Extra Stout and 1 bottle of Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat.     
For main course    
An over-sided hamburger bun with half pound  ground ribeye, sirloin, prime rib patty topped with New York style cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and grey poupon mustard.  To drink a 24 oz glass with 10 oz grey goose vodka, 12 oz of tonic water and the rest ice.  2 large limes and a knife so I can squeeze in the juice into the drink.   
For Dessert an IHOP Who-Cake   
A stack of five pancakes drenched in boysenberry and blueberry syrup, covered in rainbow-colored chocolate candy and topped with a pink Dum-Dum lollipop. To drink 1 8.4oz of Cocaine (energy drink).   
Pink is my favorite crayon.  Fuck I am hungry now after typing all this.                       
I could eat this 
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