I only have 3 large trees on my property which makes this rant even worse. Lets just say I have 30 large waste bags full of just leaves in my back yard and I still have 3 large piles of leaves to put into bags. I haven't even fucking started on the front yard. I wish the city would suck it up if I raked it to my front yard but NOOOOO they want them in bags or trash cans.
FML
I am going to line up the rest of the piles into one large line and soak it with lighter fluid. Burning leaves FTW anyone wanna help me with this experiment?