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I hope you recover well. My suggestion is to sue this guy.

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DO NOT WANT. I will stick with the sugar free bawls

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If it is on your dick it isn't a cyst. Sounds like Mr. Herpes strikes again.

I have one for sale if the other 2 fall through. I made a thread about it months ago. PM me if you want the link.

Man even I am not this gay... I give up you win.

Owning a working mac clone using only x86 hardware that dual boots windows feels better then buying a normal Mac machine. Epic points for doing this and running parallels on your 2nd monitor emulating window xp so no dual boot needed. I should know I've owned both.

Trowa says a drunk in public night is not noted as being awesome until someone comes home with an item and forgot how it happened. Example include but are not limited to: (not that I have ever done any of this... or condone stealing!) 50 pound Goose Lawn ornament Cloth "High Water" construction sign "Santa Stop Here" yard sign A magnetic "School Transportation" sign attached to your car or a friends car Any large garden tool (shovel etc) A night would be considered Epic if the following is found when waking up, again with no memory of how this happened At least 25 "vote for x" of the same yard signs that end up in your or a friends yard At least 15 road construction barrels with working flashing lights circled around your car A front yard filled with plastic forks with the "fingers" sticking up At least 2 strangers of the opposite sex sleeping with you You guys better step up your game

WTF POOJAR?

Fleshlight is only $50 one time fee

I organize almost everything I don't use to a big trash can. Just chuck it in and once a week I put it out at the end of my yard and magically it disappears.

Get a fleshlight then put it between a few large pillows on your bed. Hands free. OR SO I HAVE HEARD...

More canton members nice. Welcome to CR. <--- Canton born

Someone cliff note these threads plz

BUT I POOP FROM THERE!

Stop posting and go to bed

Everything feels better after you puke and shit. Go try it trust me works well.

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Enjoy your vacation. You might even lose a few pounds after it all said and done

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Fail. Paint it pink next time.

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I can't text you if I don't have your number. My text with the wife Me: When am I going to tap that? Her: Whenever you want. Me: How about now? Her: OK

Took you that long to figure it out huh ?