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  1. 87GT

    Diablo 3

    Does that game have medusa heads? THEN SHUT UP
  2. After tonight my weirdest sexual experience was a dutch rudder behind a CVS. Forever a stain on my skinny jeans :fa:
  3. What would a dutch rudder behind CVS get me? :megusta:
  4. How about if I give you some Guinness you just make them a miserable user? Unless they already are miserable? :gabe:
  5. Lol @ this - rep comment 6th July 2012 01:41 PM faggot - wags Why so much hate? Not sure if wags or jones.
  6. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/popcorn-gifs/popcorn_2.gif
  7. Liquid Latex :gabe: My partner at the time and I were "adventurous" and were fooling around with another couple when the subject came up, and the other woman agreed. I immediately went out and bought the needed supplies. Liquid Latex, some paint brushes, a plastic tarp (LL ruins carpet and fabrics), and some latex gloves. We (her husband and I) spend the next hour painting this girl while their roommate and my girl just kind of sit on the couch and watch. Everything goes perfectly. After about an hour and three to four coats, this woman is covered from the neck down in a bright, neon-pink liquid latex skin-tight body-suit. It's amazing. I've never been so aroused in my life. I started to rub her up and down with the lube, making her shiny and slippery. There's lube everywhere, on her, on me, on my hands, on the tarp. I just can't take it anymore, it's go time. We start going at it hard. First I take her from behind, rubbing her down, admiring her back and ass. Then I get underneath her, with a full view and of her perky breasts. I'm sliding my hands up and down, feeling every inch of her. My god I'm hard just thinking about it. Her on top is too slippery, so we switch and now I'm on top. This is where it gets weird (i know, right?). As I'm on top, thrusting as hard and deep as I can, I realize that with every time our pelvises touch, she slides forward a few inches. With the liquid latex covering her, combined with the lube all over her and the tarp, there was almost no friction. She's sliding forward with every thrust. She doesn't even notice until we get all the way to the other side of the room and her head hits the wall. Everyone kind of laughs at the situation while I spin us around. She tries to make a joke, "Haha, I'm not a Slip N' Slide." I look her dead in the eyes with a look on my face of complete seriousness, and reply, "The fuck you're not." With that, I use my legs to push against the wall behind us, literally riding her like a boogieboard from one side of the living room to the other. We don't stop until her head hits the opposite wall. The next half hour was a mixture of disbelief, arousal, and laughter. Their roommate laughed so hard he pissed himself. TL;DR - I fucked a Slip-N-Slide.
  8. It wouldn't be it would cost more. What you could do though is install more then one way of creating electricity, wind, solar, water if possible on your property. Then generate more then you need to sell back to the grid. Are you going to make $$$ quickly to recoup everything? Nope. Are you going to stay there for many years and also reduce your personal energy demand? Maybe. It is possible to run lighting for your house off of propane. You can make an underground room to store your perishables and not need a refrigerator. The Amish already do this. You should have some knowledge on that subject There are other ways to reduce or cut out demand on electricity all together. A lot can be learned for reading books on the subject of "living off the grid".
  9. 4D Cell Battery Maglite. It has 2 uses !
  10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSTEqHxh3fI
  11. Sounds like you need a bigger ac or a smaller house. Mine doesn't run constantly but it doesn't have an issue staying where I set it. 75F works fine in my house but I can make it 70F.
  12. BE PAUL WHITE BIG FAT PHONY
  13. My guess would be one of the known trolls of the board.
  14. Who said this? What is wrong are you too afraid to leave your name? Are you scared of me? Lol @ this - rep comment 5th July 2012 12:38 PM You are 1 annoying faggot-trowa
  15. I will look into that thanks for the tip.
  16. I like my house. I don't understand this post.
  17. I feel your pain bro. I had to fix a leak that was dripping in my basement. It was my shower head pipe that was behind wonderful tile. Had to destroy all of that to replace 1 fucking pipe. Then I found out the walls are all cement block with chicken wire in the middle. I removed all of them with minimal bleeding and replaced with water resistant drywall. Every house should have drywall and paint. I have horror stories of removing 5 layers of wallpaper from my other rooms.
  18. $100 or trade for equal value of ammo. .556 nato, 45acp, 9mm only. Any questions please ask. http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3022/qfkgx.jpg
  19. Cry more emo kid. You don't even want to know how much money I have spent on my house in the past 6 years. 8K is nothing truthfully
  20. I received this negative post. Anyone who doesn't leave their name at the end of rep comment is a homosexual. Anyone who leaves an incorrect name to be funny is a douche canoe. weather 29th June 2012 10:01 AM Can somebody else please post what temperature it was today? I didn't notice it was hot out when I walked outside until I pulled out my phone and checked facebook.
  21. 87GT

    ice

    1) Throw away coke 2) Drink your rum 3) I have ice in my fridge 4) Profit
  22. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1579172&postcount=9107
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