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    How are a plum and a rabbit alike? They're both purple, except for the rabbit. _______________ Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman. .... i could go on for awhile
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    How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe.
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    Knock-knock. Who's there? The police. Your entire family was killed in a boating accident.
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    hmmmmm...... Might be gettin back to you on this. Need to talk to bank first
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    If my basement was finished at the moment i'd jump on it, but we still wont have it done for another few months probably and i dont have anywhere to put them till then
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    Same with me, we have a chart at work that says i'm over weight. I'd almost believe it if i didn't have 5% body fat. Maybe the little girl should just lose some fucking weight. She's clearly too tall for her age, so she could atleast get down to the correct weight. It's never to early to start Anorexia these days
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    This one girl was always talking about her "chub" on her stomach hanging out, she's not fat at all....maybe 115lbs, and one night when her shirt was off i told her her chub was hangin out. She busted out in tears and i didn't get any ass the rest of the night.
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    cunt /thread
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    Let me know when you get any GTOs or F-bodys in. I neeeds me one.
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    I've heard nothing but bad about powerdyne
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    If your...

    Duff1647545513 replied to a topic in Dumpster

    I have a washer and dryer. $50 if you come pick them up.
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    GTP averaged 21.4 over the last 200 miles i drove
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    If your...

    Duff1647545513 replied to a topic in Dumpster

    Exactly, you better get our opinions first to be sure she will be able to make enough money to pay the monthly rent...... and i have a friends 22nd b-day comin up and was thinkin of hiring him a stripper, you can come too so it's not awkward.....but keep your clothes on. But for real, i'd be a little pissed
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    Clean car, nice DD I'd also like a sticker if there are any left
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    Have any GTOs or LS1s at the moment?
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    I could use a serious detailing...... you have a PM sir.
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    Way to agree upon steak and shake way after i left for columbus and didnt know
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    I got a shit ton of wings and a beer can chicken cooking on the grill......and a bunch of beer.
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    I'm always down to race, i just live out in London and that's a good drive for me. June, July and August I'll come out more, but it's not really like my car is much worth racing now., it's slow as balls. I'm hoping to have an LS1 buy July that wont stay stock for long at all. I don't race for money though, just fun
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    What dealership?
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    http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/Jduffey/627_must8.jpg
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    Cruisefest

    Duff1647545513 replied to phil's topic in Events

    Mail motha fucka!
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    .....kinda makes you want to soak your are in kerosine, light it on fire, then fist fuck a goat
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    ..... and the triple
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    My brother does HVAC for a living, so if you do ever want something better, he enjoys doing side jobs. But like i said, it's still under warranty, so make them fix it before you decide to go spend extra monies.
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