A stockbroker, on his way home from work in Columbus, came to a dead
halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse
than usual."
He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Lloyd Carr is depressed, so he stopped the
team bus and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set
himself on fire. He is tired of losing to Ohio State every year and
says that the university has cut back on his recruiting budget,
making it more difficult for him to sign quality players. We're
taking up a collection for him."
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning."