Whoa ... you just crossed a line there man.
Insinuating that while Thornes girlies slept quietly next to you, soundly and innocently mind you, that you would stack pillows between their feet and the footboard, until there was no more room and they were soundly packed with their heads smashed up against the board, than awaken them in some startling manner, causing them to hit their noggins on the headboard thusly.
For shame.