sol740

I always ask ... you're calling my fucking house. Yo don't like it, fucking hang up. Plus you know how seedy those fuckin telemarketers are, they'll act like they're someones best friend to get the person they have on list. "Hello" "Hi is ***** there?" "Ya, may I ask who is calling?" "Sure hun, tell her its Kimmy" "Ok ... hold on ... (rustling) ... she says she doesn't know a Kimmy, Kimmy Who ?" "Kimmy with the dispatch ofcourse" "Fuck you, you fucking mouthwhore." And so on.

Dane Cooke is not funny.

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LMAO !!! Yep, thats me. My bad, face to name, face to name.

I was talking about you, and you specifically. The guy with whom I've never spoken to, or met. JK, though I joined Ohiocustoms today !!! Woot ! (I was actually talking about that JRC guy that can't stop trying to join)

And now Im going to call you BinaryTim.

I also obsess about other folks dirty handshakes. Which is why I always rub my balls, and taint before I shake someone elses hands. To prove myself right.

Hmmmm ... baby football jesus ... You've won the internet. I quit.

Sounds like a fishy mobo, can you boot from a live-usb?

Triple block !!!

I have this thing where I want to kill people that are a little unusual.

I love how every football analyst always forgets Oklahoma's bowl record, but can't stop bitchin about the bucks.

Whatever ... USC wins on account of the Songgirls.

Im actually more of a Sam Adams, Deadguy, beer drinker. Though Newcastle, Stella FTMFW. I'll have to remember that if we ever meet.

Both disgusting, with Miller being less disgusting though. So you speak truth.

Triple ODD !

Now we're crossing lines of taste. (no pun intended)

LOL ... my wife flips out at that, literally will get up and leave. So of course, completely unprovoked, I just start gnawing on any metal around to get a quick laugh. Usually at opportune moments, like when we're out to a nice restaurant and shes about to order.

Shit, every time you ban him, two more take his place.

Shut the fuck up.

This is why I am going to Colorado soon, they still have a winter. With snow and stuff.

My wife bitches at me for refusing to take the EVO "out". To bars or movie theatres, or well, anywhere it stays parked for extended periods of time besides work. This would be why, bastards have got no respect. Good luck with the repairs.

Joe Pa is of the understanding that the second he quits coaching ... he will die. He also loves "old people" smell, and telling people to "get off his lawn" ie his football field.

Freak.

Ohiocustoms ? You're not friends with the bodykitted cavalier guy are you ? Other than that you've got a clean ride, I think I've seen you around town a couple times (im in blacklick).