You're absolutely a retard. As hard as it might be for you to believe, there are varying levels of religious belief and practice. There are people that read the bible, go to church at least sometimes, and consider themselves a christian without imposing their beliefs on others. Also, not every Christian is quick to refute evolution. We all know they didn't bury the dinosaur bones, thanks.
You might want to look inward, really, and grow up. You're far too quick to accept media bullshit as fact. Go find some other tree to climb up.