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  1. Odd time to check for oil leaks.
  2. Agreed, same issue on my ZO6. The only way to get the gap right is to lay em flat on the ground. BTW Black wheels :thumbup:
  3. What transfer case does that Z have?
  4. Thats just wrong, The Marines use that video on a loop in Guantanimo.
  5. The Gayness of that sure didn't help your reputation.
  6. Point missed! This wasn't meant to put the Doc on a pedestal. It seems as though my posts on the "hacked frame" or "salvaged title" were taken as serious attacks on the Doc and/or IPS, something none of the true nutswingers on this forum would do. When they didn't show at KK on Thursday, I wrote the fictional story. Just trying to get em "fired up". Sorry Doc.
  7. This vid a little better. http://videos.streetfire.net/video/New-Corvette-ZR1-Tops-Out-at-205-MPH_158694.htm
  8. evil8

    stripped

    Is that an EX 500?
  9. Hold the phone, just checked the pool:72 Degrees!! Thanks Doc!! 12 more degrees and its all good.
  10. Dateline:Thursday, April 24th, 2008 5:30 PM Kilkare Dragway,Xenia,Ohio, 45385 Twin Turbo ZO6 spotted at Kilkare Dragway, driven by 270 KING (real name: as evidenced on birth certificate provided for all to view at the track. Father: GOD, Mother: Hey, GOD gets around, but she was the hottest supermodel available. Ht:21 inches Wt: 16.5 lbs. (Each testicle was over 4 lbs.). The ZO6, a masterpiece of IPS Motorsports. Engineering of the highest level! The beauty of this vehicle can only be taken in small bursts of time, looking at it more than 5 seconds at a time will melt your brain. Also provided was a CLEAR title in the name of 270 KING, framed in a platinum Rosedebor picture frame, along with three Ohio BMV employees, each holding a sworn affidavit,stating the legitimacy of said title. The ZO6 pulls into the waterbox, the crowd falls silent. The burnout ensues, think John Force on methamphetamine, birds falling out of the sky, tornado sirens going off, deafening all within a ten mile radius when the evil twins reach their max of 5,000 pounds of boost. The ZO6 pulls to the line, the announcer reminding the crowd of 100,000 to blink, we have already lost 75 people to brain meltdown. Staged, boost building. The ZO6 is pulling in so much oxygen it is hard to breathe. GREEN. The ZO6 is pulling the track, like a conveyor belt, under its thundering LSX power. Its pulls so hard the Earth is shaken, time is altered, I get a call from an old highschool bud wanting the borrow the new Iron Maiden LP "Number of the Beast". And then, its over, silence again, 4.29 seconds, 418 mph!! Kilkare is being rebuilt, the track is destroyed. The concession stand food actually tastes good now. Divine intervention! All this and my pool is still 68 degrees!?!
  11. Maybe he's just happy someone took her off of his hands!
  12. Just in case some twin turbo ZO6 action happens tomorrow at Kilkare, I will have my top secret agents strategically located to catch the action. Do you really need vin numbers to verify these allegations?
  13. Did I win something? Is that someone you are familiar with, or on this forum? I have never seen this particular vehicle before, but I'm not local to the 270 area.
  14. Cmon Doc, I just checked the pool and its only 68 degrees, what gives? For clarification: The black corvette incident was on April 10th, and said vehicles license plate reads: 270 KING.
  15. Lets clear this up Doc, my official statement is as follows: I know nothing of IPS, your ZO6, or the manner in which said vehicle was modified. From the vids I have seen, it appears that the black ZO6 in question, CAN handle all of the hp on tap without twisting like a pretzel. Congrats to IPS and the one and only Dr. ZO6. Now about this controlling the sun. I need around the clock blazing sun on my pool. I have a pool heater, but propane is too high. Can you control propane pricing? If not, just use the sun, it will piss off the neighbors anyway. I would like to see about 85-88 degree F water temp. TIA.
  16. That was thursday before last. Rumor has it: THE FRAME WAS CLEARANCED TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE TURBO'S!! Hack master 5000. http://www.milwaukeeconnect.com/wcsstore/METB2B/html/images/mediumprod/6538-21.jpg
  17. http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh152/evil8/poop.jpg?t=1208806091 NOT WORK SAFE, THANK YOU noob tastic
  18. What this thread needs is more.... http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh152/evil8/bounce.gif?t=1208649242
  19. ^^LOL, Seriously , now is the time for you to dump her! Unless you can get her into some anal fun.
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