Wonderboy

dont laugh but ask tyler about thet night he was out with me.

 

he heard roger tell someone " boy ive been to jail, ill fuck you like a man!"

Wow, thats fuckin classic. How do you reply to something like that?

does that cover getting a gap in your doom from tryying some shit like that?

 

beside's my car does enough drifting for both of us..il be lucky if im going striaght coming around you

there is a difference between fish-tailing and drifting. just for the record. :thumbup:

well you havent seen "west side street racer , put it in your ass yet either" so i dont think youd try it

Whoa, thats moving a little too fast... atleast buy me a drink first.

...and giving blowjobs.

Of course youd think that giving blow jobs feels good... fag.

*ADDED* I miss you.

Fuck it I got gap coverage... lol

ill take that bet how much are we doin this for??

I'm thinking dinner from sonic at the next meet. Only problem is that I gotta buy some roller skates.

well hows this sound?

 

ill give you 20, you leave when you hear me leave. for $100?

Well that wouldnt be fair to you becasue I will tokyo drift down the track and you wont be able to get around me.

Hey Wonderbra, race me when you get your v-tak.

Ill make sure to set it on 1/2 vtak so that you have a chance.

Ugh, nevermind thats too far out.

We can't get anything by this guy.

Nope, sure cant. haha. give me a little slack for the whole intoxicated factor. Im trying dammit.

I doubt you can "walk the shit" out of anything faster than the asphalt itself.

Yeah right, you should see me "walk the shit" out of my dog. Its intense.

v-tec....

HAHA! I totally forgot about Vtak. I got my vtak kit on order... Im about to run wicked jdm 10 sec. 1/4's yo!

lol, na ill take ya on it my stock grand prix though

WHAT? Thats just not polite. My shit is faster than a grand prix. I walked the shit out of a GTP last time I went to the track.

My stock n/a 4 banger went 98mph in the 1/8. http://r6-forumz.com/images/smilies/catfight.gif

What was it? Cuz that is hard to believe without boost or nitrous.

*added* wait a minute. youre talkin bike arent you?

Okay, are you going to come to the track? If not PM me.

 

I think everyone should challenge me. Winners are the fast group and losers are the slow group.

I will run you for the #1 spot in the slow group. (atleast ill have #1 in something)

Match made in slow car I cant type heaven...

Hey, you can talk about my slow car all you want but talking about my typing is totally not necessary. Wait.... ugh.

hey, fuck you and your slow LS1 lol

 

here in a couple months, me vs you on motor.

Fuck that, me vs. you on roller skates!

92.6mph is going fast?

 

Slow down, killer.

Hey there champ... thats 92.6 in the 1/4. Give me another mile or so and I can hit like 130 or something. Woooooooooooh!

*added*

And for a stock n/a 4 banger thats pretty good dammit.

"Why do I eat White Castle?" because, apparently you hate your buttlhole for some unkown reason and, you have decided to spend the rest of your life torturing it!

You should try not posting here any more. Maybe try toledotuners.com

That does make sense, good thinking! Thanks for the help... I here toledo is beautiful this time of year.

CTS-V's are fucking sick. Nice choice.

anyone down tonight? dime draft .50 pitchers.

Where is this palce? And do they have cheap shots too?

I will say one thing, my car may be slow but, atleast compared to all of your guys broken ass shit... its reliable. lol

 

Also, I dont give a shit how slow my car might be, I will race everyone of you... with my "retard smile" on. Becasue the shit is just fun. It seems to me that you are all caught up in the drama queen side of racing. As where I just like to go fast so fuck if I win or lose, atleast I had a good time. Not only that but I will straight up "tokyo jdm" yo ass to death... biatch!

 

*I just reread and retyped all this like 3 times cuz Im a lil' fuckered up so let me know if I forgot anything.

You should chase him down butt nekkid and then when he stops you should smake your dick against his driver window. That should stop him from doing that!2 bUT, thats just my dirunk opinion.

WASR? Not interested, but that's around what they go for.

 

Ammo price is about on par with Aimsurplus + shipping.

Thats all good. I just thought it was a good idea for people that dont want cases of ammo shipped to their front door. And would rather pay cash to keep things on the down low.