1. This one where we are jackhammering mickey mouse in the doodey hole with a lawn dart while garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clauses tummy tum.
2. All.
3. The baddest.
4. My first ejaculation.
5. Its unnofficial so keep it on the DL. I don't want people to associate me with eurotrash.