You're backyard or mine. I just picked up a new fiberglass handle shovel. Bitches. This thing digs dirt like a god damn gopher. Except it's better than a gopher, it's better than a eleven gophers with raging gopher hard-ons, it's a god damn Craftsman shovel. 14 Gauge steel blade. What is your puny shit? Is that stamped 18 gauge? I bet you couldn't clear 2 feet with that shit.