stayed home from work today, so i'm racking my brain for other stories.
this one was from November, i don't care about showing you her picture because im pretty half of columbus banged her. met her years ago at my gym, thought she was cute but never had more than a couple of conversations with her.
ended up reconnecting with her on Tinder. met her out for a drink and we clicked. she eventually tells me that she doesn't want to hook up because i was still on tinder. so, i tell her i deleted it and we start banging. she was a repeat offender. the biggest sloppiest vagina i've ever seen/felt. the thought of going down on her repulsed me. and she had inverted nipples (wtf?). but she was always ready to go and could get off in about 36 seconds.
find out she is a self proclaimed bi-sexual. banged lots of dudes too, including a married dude at his office with his wife having full knowledge of everything.
she ended up finding the single mom's earring in my bed, got pissed because she claimed she thought we were exclusive. fast forward to last week and i'm talking with my buddy Sarvas. we were giving each other tinder war stories and i mention this one. he says "dude, when were you banging her?" come to find out she was banging Sarvas at the same time. AND SHE GOT PISSED AT ME FOR BANGING ANOTHER CHICK!!!