BigOxley

I'm taking a break from all these myself. I found a cute girl with a great job who is older than my normal target (34). Going to let this one play out before I get back on.

Damn, I must be doing it wrong. It's like the third question they ask when we start talking on the app.

Shiiiiit, you'd be tinder gold for most women. How quick do you tell them you're a doc?

So are kids, that's why I wear condoms.

with that girl, i'm sure i have a LOT of eskimo brothers.

i hope someone was! lol

another story: hooked up with a girl in December. not really anything bad happened with her, she was just a mess. she was half latino which is cool, like them dark hair/eyes. her back story was that she grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. Raised in the Bottoms, then lived in the Hilltop, and graduated from West High School. Got pregnant when she was 15 by a 26 year old (he's not in the picture anymore.) She said she only thought he was 18 at the time. Has two kids at this point and is 25 years old i think? Took her out for drinks one night and the 2nd date was "netflix and chill". banged her out. this one was the one i decided to stop banging moms. she looked great in clothes, a little thick, but good thick. when the clothes came off, gravity took over. banged her a few more times after that just because. she had no problem dropping whatever she had going on to come over. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR KIDS, LADY? Edit: She left an earring in my bed one night, the next night another "regular" found it and left pissed. rookie mistake: don't forget to wash your sheets between bang sessions.

Some of us shouldnt do illegal things. It's b.s. that prostitution is illegal imo

Less trashy, better quality girls, harder to bang. This is the relationship finder of the two

I thought about starting an on-going thread. This last round made me lose interest in the whole app dating thing. I'll probably get back on in 2-3 weeks

Best inverted dick I've had the pleasure of knowing, I'll thank the surgeon

Went out with a different girl a couple weeks ago. Eating disorders and fake boobs were her best qualities. Banged her on the 2nd date (earlier in the night she said she had a 5 date rule). Took her to the Revenant on Sunday and dropped her off. SHE says she wants to see me on Thurs. Thursday rolls around, I texted. No response. Friday morning she texts saying "sorry, it wasn't clicking, blah blah blah" I say "cool whatever" BITCH, YOU SET UP THE DATE.

I'm not really looking for a love connection, obviously. The good thing about tinder is that girls are swamped by guys, so if you don't text them for a week they move on. Bad thing, if you like banging one of the girls and want to make her a repeat offender the same thing happens. I found a really cute little red head a few weeks ago, banged her a couple of times. Tried setting up subsequent bang sessions with little luck. Maybe I'm not putting it down well enough?

True, but I was hungry and needed her not to pass out

I've resorted to setting my actual age lower and aiming for the mid-20s girls.

wanna trade their phone numbers?

So, it's been a dry spell and decide to hit up tinder. meet with a couple of girls, the last one isn't super cute but cute enough. real big tits compared to her body... so whatever. get with her last night, she wanted me to go to happy hour with her friends whom i've never met. said "thanks, but no thanks"... she comes over afterward. she half in the bag so i take her to dinner down the street. we get back to my place, start making out. she decides to take it to the bedroom. cool. strip down and reach for the condoms. go to pound town. she gets a weird look on her face and stops. asks if i'm wearing a condom, i say "yeah why?" SHE FUCKING STARTS CRYING WHILE MY DICK INSIDE HER. anti-boner engaged. wake up in the morning. ask wtf that was all about. she says that she is mildly allergic to latex and never bangs with condoms and isn't currently on birth control. needless to say, im never going to see her again.

agreed, will continue to seek and give advice.

holy crap!

Zillow link added to the first post.

thanks Marc, i'll give you a call Grandview Heights near Marshall's/the elementary school. i'll shoot you a PM with the zillow link.

Hellcat Wrangler?

Awesome, I was going to try and use the guy that my co-workers used, but yeah I definitely like her info if she can help out. pm me with details