^You farted on the #12 - m4w (Short North)
You were the very beautiful, tall, blue eyed, blonde wearing a white shirt and black pants. Me thehandsome, tall, bald guy sitting across from you. Our eyes met, you smiled.^Our meeting was brief as you exited near Donatos on 1st Ave. When you stood up to walk to the^door the hairs in my nose curled, tears filled my eyes, I was literally gasping for breath;wow what the hell did you eat? Indian food? Pickled Eggs? Cabbage? all 3? Was it still^living? You brought tears to my eyes with your flatulence, but you are beautiful andyour gas could be used as a biological weapon. I'd love to take you out for coffee or a^drink sometime.. I think I love you