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mjrsplat

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  1. i'll take the supermodel. gonorrhea is curable. you didnt say i couldnt take her to the clinic and get it sorted out.

     

    would you rather be caught by your family fucking your fat cousin

     

    or caught by the world fucking joan rivers

  2. so my buddy jimmy (bones514 i believe is his name, i know it has bones in it) at any rate, he just did his intro and said people needed me to vouch for him, that he's my wingman and all. i can vouch, he's always there for me when i need an extra hand on the supra, i cant just jump in his intro and speak on his behalf, apparently whoever posted in his intro said to do so but im still a noob here. :-/, so hopefully nobody gets too mad about this thread, but im just trying to speak for my buddy, he is who he says he is, he's been my dude since middle school, if you guys could give him good rep and let him in i'd appreciate it.

     

    THANKS.

     

     

     

    AJ

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  3. cunt punt.

     

    would you rather

     

    A. lick the said sore on my foot after i have finished the cunt punt,

     

    B. get fucked by a kangaroo in your xgf's bed only to find out later the webcam was on, and your video was played on tosh.0

  4. i'll go for the slap shot provided i am wearing proper gear. chicks would feel bad and id get my threesome anyway.

     

    would you rather eat the intestines of your dead family dog that died from a white castle overdose, or jam a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire up your pee hole.

  5. Depends on the item. Not everything has the same markup, some things they have very thin margins on like oil, so they hardly discount it, some things theres a ton of markup so they can work more with it.

     

    Everyone, keep in mind he is hooking you the fuck up, so try not to be too greedy.

     

    oh im not complaining, i was just curious. sounds pretty legit to me.

  6. i wouldnt advise jumping on a street bike if you have no idea how to ride. start on a dirtbike (4 stroke) and work your way up. unless youre starting on a ninja 250, those have no balls. seriously though, street bikes are not for beginners. they are called crotch rockets for a reason.
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