Are there any scuffs paint marks from the other car/truck? If even a slimmer of it, you can adventually track down the culprit if they are a regular there.
Then he goes on to try to get CR people hired at Discover.
BTW... cake frosting followed with beer seems like a good idea, but it's not working out to well
So CR has a black guy who plays racquet ball, another black guy who plays tennis, and a third who drives a trans am.... There is no punch line. Pretty random combinations.