Nope, his subdivision doesn't have a school zone in it. The spot where he was pulled over was about a few hundred yards from Westerville North HS; still not in a school zone.
There is no amount of driven wheels will help if a vehicle is high-centered. Two-wheel-drive Pagani Zonda or a 6x6 5-ton military truck would be equally helpless when high-centered.
Any amount of snow? Your 3-series will not get stuck in a light 1/4" covering of snow granted it has proper tires for the condition.
Stop making excuses and blaming the equipment.
I'm pleased to hear that. Although, I still hold a hope for GM to improve the LS7 a bit; variable cam timing, about 11+:1 compression, ability to run E85, and direct injection. The wonderful things that the L83 in my truck has.