Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.