You've lost your touch Kev.  I just got back from seeing it, and honestly I'd give it a solid 1.5 stars out of 5.     
Summary:  Kevin's summary is pretty accurate and sums it up well with out giving away any...spoilers.   
Pros:  the girls in the movie are very nice to look at.  Snake eyes was a bad ass.   
Cons:  EVERYTHING ELSE.  This movie was 70% poorly done CGI, 20% bad acting, 10% bad story line.  And I mean it, the CGI is really bad.  It matches the acting.  Goes way beyond cheesy 1 liners.  I won't go into details, but there are several scenes where i found myself pulled out of the movie and saying "That looked horrible." or "They couldn't have done another take?" or "wtf?"     
Conclusion:  For the love of God, don't see this movie.  Vote with your wallet and PASS.