I parked the car on 3/20 and it was running fine.  I went to start the car on 3/29 after I returned from vacation and it wouldn't start.  Actually it started and idled for about 2 seconds, then died, THEN nothing. While cranking the car makes kind of a puffing sound.      
So far I have made sure I have fuel.  The fuel pressure gauge reads like 40psi after cranking, the pump does come on, and I could smell fuel when I pulled the plugs. 
I have also verified that I have spark.  Having fuel and spark I rented a compression tester from Autozone.  
 Here are my results for the compression test: Cylinder 1 60psi, cylinder 2 45psi, cylinder 3 70psi, cylinder 4 30psi.  I know all 4 of those numbers suck and 2 and 4 extra suck, but I have trouble believing a running car suddenly lost compression whilst parked during vacation.  I also don't think the motor somehow jumped timing.  I hear no PTV noises during cranking.  I think the Autozone gauge sucks.  Does anyone have a better compression tester or a leakdown tester I could use?   
Any more ideas?     
Car is a 93 manual AWD eclipse.