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grease monkey

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  1. well, your transmarobird is kinda a different beast all together...
  2. not too sure plato wasn't chillin in cuba, those ancient people ended up in some strange places...
  3. Eric, I also ride a bike, and NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD I EVER GET THAT CLOSE TO A CAR. Sounds like she should have, "seen an animal crossing the road and swerverd to avoid it". Even as a biker, if some ass clown decided to get that close to me, and I was in the truck, they'd be one sad piece of road kill. I fucking hate idiot drivers, weather they're on bikes, in cars, in trucks, boats, airplanes, whatever, idiot drivers need to learn that they do not under any circumstances own the road.
  4. grease monkey

    tonite

    anyone going to be out tonite?? I"m thinking krogers at like 11:00ish??
  5. I've always wanted to shoot one with my shotgun, but I think they're like protected or some shit, like geese, but I kill as many geese as I possiably can, as often as I can. I FUCKING HATE GEESE.
  6. today I learned that I don't like hot weather, oh wait I already knew that, just forgot from last year redface.gif
  7. Wife 1.0 TO TECHNICAL SUPPORT: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs & launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this Wife 1.0. Can you help me, please!!! Otherwise, I'm screwed. Thanks, Joe. REPLY: DEAR JOE SCREWED This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade form Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but end up with more problemsthan the original system. Look in you manual under "Warnings-Alimony / Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding GeneralPartnership Faults (GPF's). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command: C: \APOLOGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of the "Esc" keybecause ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all the GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance to Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck. Tech Support.
  8. grease monkey

    One Time Deal

    rob fort knox, keep all change, be rich and happy for the rest of my life, doing damn near anything I wanted to do, want to test the turbos, no prob on my own personal brand new race track, ect, you get the point. graemlins/thumb.gifgraemlins/thumb.gif
  9. still have the old hurricane, it needs an engine, am probally gonna sell it.
  10. working out is over rated, and yes, the heat sucks, very very very sucky.
  11. well, i don't have photoshop, nor do I have any idea how to use it. So i guess it's a catch 22, between the the compy illeterate and those with out highspeed.
  12. I realize that not everyone has high speed internet, and am more than willing to comply with the rules, all I need is a little instrction on how to resize my pics so that I can change them. thanks.
  13. grease monkey

    testing

    asdfasdfasdfsadf
  14. Dude, sucks that she let go, but at least your pretty much ok. Hope everything works out for ya.
  15. pics of my shadow, all clean and shiny, enjoy!! http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/6/web/558000-558999/558386_14_full.jpg http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/6/web/558000-558999/558386_15_full.jpg http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/6/web/558000-558999/558386_16_full.jpg http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/6/web/558000-558999/558386_17_full.jpg http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/6/web/558000-558999/558386_18_full.jpg http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/6/web/558000-558999/558386_19_full.jpg
  16. Studid bitch, see, it really is too bad it's illegal to kill worthless scum like that. When a cop tells your ass to get out of the car, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR. Don't call your momma and complain about it, just get the fuck out and do what your fucking told. Stupid bitch.
  17. are they moving violations? if so think about weather or not the points will effect your insurance, if it is a signifigant increase in premiums, i'd fight like hell, if it's not a big deal, just pay it and move on.
  18. cruisers kick ass, at least for me, more comfortable, easier to ride, less attention from cops, ect... plus, a fat man on a crotch rocket kinda looks funny. P.S., Hurricane has spun bering somewhere in engine, don't know if it's a rod, or a main, don't really care. will be selling to "151" hopefully soon.
  19. got an 89 shadow 1100, runs perfect, looks perfect, is pretty much, perfect. I really like it, though it's not the fastest machine on the street, it's quick enough, and damn is it comfortable!! pics coming soon....
  20. good, glad to hear that you'll have some candle power up there!!
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