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shittygsxr

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  1. Well lets look at the evidence. He ate skyline, then he backed his truck up really really fast... hmmmm I guess he has a fear of shitting in a public place and had to get home quickly before the sharts became a full on "I shit myself"
  2. I can't believe you got a one year long, all expenses paid vacation for your birthday, all I got was a used helmet.
  3. I do keep turd pics, Kristen has seen many of them.
  4. they have too otherwise productivity drops down to zero.. On the other hand productivity is right around there anyways.
  5. If I quit or get fired from my job I now know where to send my application
  6. JRMIII <- is also posting from the bathroom
  7. this is my first official post from the shitter
  8. I think his cockiness is evident in the video and he needs the max fine. There should be no doubt in anyones mind that he thinks he is above the law. The cop asked him do you have anything in your pockets I should know about and the guy answers no, just a couple of badges. He is a cocky prick and deserves more than the average citizen.
  9. actually there is not that much green, just get the green painted red to match your wheels and call it a day
  10. That scheme looks really good, either trade those wheels or run with the xmas theme and add garland
  11. Just to clarify the 1 to mayonnaise scale was to rate the personality of a certain members boyfriend. So a four would mean that he had the personality of a brick. If we want to use a modified scale to judge the looks of a female, it would relate to your overall desire to leave a mayo like substance on her cheek and or eye
  12. throw away the old numbers, nudie pics are much better memories
  13. If you do something like this I am down
  14. I happen to have access to a safe, just give me her number and I will keep it safe for you. *wink*
  15. If you both drive half way, it will only be an hour:)
  16. There you go Mr.Anderson!!!!! she might be a bit far away though:(
  17. Mr. "I get one day off a month" lets pick a weekend in august and go.
  18. I dont know how someone appears free of STD's but that shit was funny
  19. and if she says yeah take that trojan and throw it in the garbage, and tell her you will pull out in time
  20. I guess we get a preview of Magnum!! I thought you had to tame the beast before you let it out of the cage. The guy opposite JRMIII is his big brother, he is special but we let him tag along anyways
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