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shittygsxr

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  1. Corn is at a historically high price, and the two major factors are flooding in iowa and hippies pushing ethanol, but I came up with a solution I was just sitting there thinking about high corn prices and how they affect me. The take all of this delicious corn and make it into ethanol to combat high gas prices and well it didnt do anything then when I looked at my poo :monkeypoo: the little corn pieces looked the same as when I ate them. Then I thought because labor in china is so cheap we can send our turds to china and have a "sweat shop" where they would pick out the corn and convert it into ethanol.

  2. actually I thought of something worse than beer farts. Other peoples beer farts. It hit me as I was farting in a coworkers office and closing the door, and it hit me again when I farted in the work van

  3. lol i wish i had a camera to take a pic of shitty standing next to greg oden. his head was about at oden's belt.

    I got a pic of kristen next to him. I had the one girl try and take a pic of me acting like I was dunking on him, I am pretty sure I was pissing him off

  4. I think the cones are what get most people, If you do everything else right you can just drive straight through the cones and with those points knocked off still pass. If you try to weave through them and put your foot down you will end up failing though

  5. If I ever make millions and become famous the first thing I am going to do is go to the lodge bar all by myself, just like greg oden. He was kind of a dick so I grabbed the number of the girl he was hitting on right in front of him.. I guess she likes short white guys better

  6. Yea, that was reallly shitty. I went back and looked at that turn, there was a pile of gravel about 3 inches tall with a nice front tire slide through it. Really sucks man, but youre ok and somehow didnt touch a body part the the pavement at all... Still amazed by that. I ma be able to help tomorrow. Im starting a new job tonight at applebees.

    yota is gonna be eatin good in the neighborhood!!!

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