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Flounder why is that guy behind you yawning???

We all know you, you don't have anything better to do.

If I had to choose between you guys and explosive diarrhea I think I would have to flip a coin.

flounder I got that brembo MC installed, it feels really good. You should get one Mr.Moneybags. I bet you would feel a bit more confident to brake later, and then someday maybe you can get real pics of Lizard behind you.

Lizard how do I get Kristen a job being a track nurse or doing first aid? Do I contact Mid-Ohio of STT???

I just take it all with me, gloves in the helmet, wear the jacket. I dont want my helmet stolen, farted in, or pissed on, besides they are expensive.

I might give you guys the pleasure of my company, that is unless I have something better to do.

I have been looking for that screw. Do you mind dropping it off on monday?

we seriously did take him to the ER. we met back at shitty's house, drove him down to OSU, parked his bike at his house then dropped him off at the ER while shitty and i went to adriaticos and ate pizza.

that was a really good calzone I am craving one right now

that tune already payed for its self then

Granddad: What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me.

Riley: (laughs)

Granddad: What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower. (Riley laughs) One, I like gold. Two, I like showers. (Riley laughs hysterically) Put it together, hey, that sound like the life, hyoo...

Riley: (recovering) If you're good, Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas. (he laughs)

Granddad:Christmas? My man, Santa.

Tom: Hey boys! Hey there Huey, Riley. I couldn't help but notice your sign and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me having to prosecute Mr. Kelly.

Huey: Hey man, you do what you gotta do.

Riley: (interrupting) Why R. Kelly, huh? What did R. Kelly do to you?

Tom: He's accused of relieving himself on an underaged girl on tape... which is against the law.

Riley: Okay, Okay, Okay. But let's examine this whole peein' thing. So I can pee in the toilet and it's OK, but if I pee on a person it's, like, not OK?

Tom: Well...mmm yeah.

Riley: Well what if I'm peein' and Huey's in the bathroom, and I accidentally pee on Huey. Should I go to Jail?

Huey: What the hell would I be doin' in the bathroom while you're in the bathroom?

Riley: Hold up, hold up! Remember when we used to sleep in the same bed when we was littler? From time to time I had a little accident...

Huey: You still do.

Riley: Shut up! So Mr. Dubois. Mr. "I wanna lock *****s up for peein'", what's the statute of limitations on bed wetting? Why not prosecute me and R. Kelly at the same time, huh?

Tom: Now, Riley, no one's going to prosecute you for bed wetting.

Riley: And you shouldn't. It's a natural body function. And now every ***** in the world gon' be scared to pee! I may never pee again!

Tom: Riley, it was a little girl!

Riley: Oh, I seen that girl. She ain't little. I'm little.

Tom: Yes.

Riley: Gary Coleman's little.

Tom: Yes.

Riley: Mini-Me is little.

Tom: Very.

Riley: And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far!

Tom: But what about the victim?

Riley: Oh yes! The victim... At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation?

Tom: I don't think that's...

Riley: (interrupting) I see piss comin', I move.

Tom: Hmm.

Riley: She saw piss comin', she stayed.

Tom: Yes, she did, but--

Riley: And why should I have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album JUST fo' that? (walks away)

Huey: (to Tom) Man, you just got beat by an eight-year-old.

Riley: (off screen) And, if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'LL PISS ON YO CAT!

i remember my college graduation and some people would have about 25 people with them and instead of clapping for their child they would carry on for a couple of minutes with their screaming.

"You go guuuurrrrlllll"

"My baby be grad u a tin"

"You know thats right"

"mmmmmmmm hhmmmmmmm"

I think the problem america is facing is that so many people act so disrespectfully and ignorant that they have to come up with these stupid ass rules.

Or did the rules come first and people started screaming to "rebel" ?

man its friday the 13th!! you werent going to kill us and then put us on the grill?

No dood its today! Like In a few hours

I was just being a smartass. I am sure several people were looking at this thread and thinking it is tomorrow

I'll probably make it. The BBBQ is tomorrow at 7 right?

18-21yr old boys dance bottomless on tables at my parties...pwned

Hey what you do at your parties is your business but 16-21yr old girls with fake ID's dance at my parties.

and are you heading to your "bbq"?

I cant tell you because then you might be there too and then it will no longer be super exclusive. My super awesome meeting spot will randomly change and the super cool people will only be notified moments before the meeting is to occur.

You ever seen all of those awesome beer commercial with hot chicks barely wearing any clothing and tons of hot chicks at the party? Do you ever think yeah right that never happens? It does happen but only at my super exclusive meeting place...Now you can all be jealous

I'll be at marathon with my super exclusive group...

I got caught in the rain yesterday too. I started tracking it around 4:15 and when I left at 5pm it was right over top of me (polaris). The worst part is making my way to 315S from chase because it's stop and go traffic for 20 mins and I was soaked through within about 4mins...

By the time I made it to bethel road the rain stopped and I was able to get to grandview before the real shitstorm hit

did all of your paint wash off??

Again I say you guys are missing the point, it's not what you do, it's how you do it. If you really wanna help the vets, volunteer at the VA. Actually get your hands dirty before you go slamming others for the way they honor the Vets. And I can say this because I do volunteer at the VA and I ride in the Thunder Rally and I ride A CRUISER! So I suggest you all put your money where your mouth is....... MAN UP and DO SOMETHING that HELPS!!!! Otherwise shut the hell up!

maybe the wife of a fallen soldier just wants to visit her husbands grave and be alone with her thoughts. Instead she HAS to listen to thousands of bikers revving their bike over and over again. Lets cut the shit, 99% of harley riders constantly rev their bikes over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over (I bet that is fucking annoying to read, I bet it is even more annoying to listen to)

maybe we can all ride to a cemetary and rev nonstop so that the persons in morning can appreciate it.

maybe all of the participants of the thunder rally could donate the money that they would have spent on gas and start a fund that helps the families that lost husband/wife, they could even montor the children, that might help

Fuck that I guess I will start killing people for the adrenaline rush... At least that way if I get caught I wont spend as much time in jail.

I am surfing the internet for veterans.. well that is what I am going to tell my bosses at least. Who knows it might work and if it does I am going to take an afternoon nap at my desk for the veterans

Thats what makes it better!

I am still picturing him sitting at his computer with his gear on getting all pissed off

+1

I left work in downtown Columbus at about 5 PM. I was going to try and wait it out but I needed to go to UPS before they closed at 7. So I said fuck it and decided to head home in Powell. I thought about going up I-71, which would have been a bit out of the way but I might have been able to get up north without getting heavy rain. I could have taken the storm head on and went 270 towards Hilliard up to Sawmill. That's my usual route but the clouds were dark as hell up that way. I decided to split the difference and take 315. I didn't stop unles absolutely necessary. For a few miles, while traffic was stopped, I rode the shoulder (only going about 15mph).

When I got to Ackerman, it came down. I got off of 315 and took back roads up to Powell. I was soaked to my undies. Instead of thinking I was "the cool guy on the nice bike," I was "the idiot who didn't check the weather." As I was going up Sawmill I saw a guy on a sportbike almost as soaked as I was. That was a nice feeling.

I have gotten used to riding in the rain and I always feel like a douche sitting at a light soaked why everyone in their cage is looking at me but as soon as I see another bike soaked and miserable I feel much better. I often find myself laughing at them and thinking they are stupid, then I again realize I am on my bike too and am just as dumb.

with the Kaw's it will stay running with the kick stand down and clutch in just not mine any more.

on my yammi and suzuki it will not start in gear with the kickstand down. I have no idea why the kawi would be any different, but I will take your word on it

Are you serious? I thought this was a funny thread because of the QSL bike night thread.. I do like BBQ so I hope it is for real..

I think someone already has the girly gear but he is too cool for the street!

aaawwww snaps!!!! That was really mean especially since he doesnt log on much to defend himself..