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  2. Sunday Ride - 6/1/08

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    I do remember some discussion about satan not taking a shower before coming out with us.

    Hey just a word of advice for you guys wondering how some of us were getting out of the corners so fast... its all in the gear box. My slipper clutch allows me to carry alot of entry speed into the corner without worrying about locking up the ass end in a 2nd or 3rd.

    Also I'm not sure but it looked like a few guys had thier bikes lowered for drag racing. If thats the case don't even try to come out of the corner hard. Suspension just isnt set up for the load. I'm no pro but bottoming out is a good possibility.

    As stated before Sweet ride, we def have to do it again soon. Next time I'llreview my hand signal flash cards the night before.

    I could have used a slipper clutch on a few of the corners.

    Of course having the ass end slide around does keep you alert.

    :lol: on the hand signals.

  21. WBAM FM morning show in Chicago

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    I have heard the audio version but couldn't find it.

    It's a long read but it's funny.

    MateMatch Vacation Give-away

    DJ:"Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?"

    Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

    DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please."

    Contestant: "Brian."

    DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

    Brian: "Yes."

    DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

    Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

    DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

    Brian: "Sara."

    DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

    DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

    Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

    DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

    DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

    Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

    DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

    Brian: "About 10 minutes."

    DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

    Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

    DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

    Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

    DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

    Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

    DJ: "Uh huh..."

    Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

    Brian: "On the kitchen table."

    DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." 3 minutes of commercials follow.

    DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing....)

    Clerk: "Kinkos."

    DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

    Clerk: "This is she."

    DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

    Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

    DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.

    Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"

    Sarah: "No."

    DJ: "Good!"

    Brian: (laughing)

    Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

    Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

    DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

    Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

    DJ: "What time?"

    Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

    DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

    Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

    DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Where did you have it?"

    Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

    Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

    DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

    Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."

    DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

    Sarah: "In the ass....."

    After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

  25. Sunday Ride - 6/1/08

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    I'm actually going to meet a girl today to discuss a trade. She wants something a little smaller and I want something a little bigger. Hopefully it works out or I will have wasted another PERFECT riding day for nothing....:rolleyes:

    I though all women were looking for something a little bigger. :lol:

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