redbarron77

No, the prostitutes are too expensive....... = free!

I need to get a shed built, swing by the goodwill and pick up some beds......

You may refer to me as the new Slum-Lord of Texas!

BOHICA!!!

I'm spending on 3 out of 4.....does that make me 75% in support of our economy?

I hear a mid-life crisis coming on!

This is the type of bike that will produce many mid-life crisis "issues". It is a cruiser for the poser. That being said, I WANT ONE!!!!! or, I would at least like to take one around a track, just to see what it can do.

I almost crapped myself laughing!

Add one more reason I am going to burn in hell.......

that is wild!

I'd like to see all the video from that trip!

That looks too kewl!

I grew up with no two dudes on a bike, unless there is a gunshot involved, or a ton of alcohol, or someone lost a bet. Satan has more recently explained to me, if the 2nd guy on the bike has a gas can, then it's not gay. Since I saw no gas can, and there was a flag, and a lot of pointing (from the passenger), I'm going to have to vote

It doesn't matter how many women they nail, that still looked mighty gay. Two dudes in leather..........

That would be Awesome....until some pedestrian decided he could walk there, and the gets pissed because there's a bike in the way, and then sues because bikes are getting preferential treatment, thereby outlawing bikes.....oops....carried my rant too far......

So many lawyers, not enough bullets!

no joke my uncle is a cable guy and he was in some dudes house that lined his basement with foil cuz he was "ready for the invasion" as he explained it to my uncle!!!

.hhhmmmmm.........he said he wasn't going to tell anyone about my home protection.......

On a serious note, This type of bill just reflects this nation's belief of removal of rights, for "Safety". Send them all from me!

I don't know what you're talking about man, I've got this shit on the P590! Hahahaha!!!!

If you had this site on there, then at least that new hardware would be doing something useful.

Aren't there a couple blades sitting around doing nothing?

Since I'm not there anymore, downloading porn:sheepfucker:, there should be a considerable amount of bandwidth and SAN available for Ohio-Riders.

That's what you get for hosting it on a server at work!!!

Now I know what happened to the old IBM boxes.......

Now move them to the new hardware in the computer room, and quit messing around with the old stuff.

since she was pronounce dead, does this mean she gets her life insurance?

So many people in vehicles do not look around. It tears me apart EVERY time I hear about another cyclist being killed due to a "moment" of inattention.

I hope we don't have any more riders perish because of stupidity, but that is all it will ever be, a Hope.

Take care, when you are out there.

RIP Bill.

If you turn it up, when he is at the top of his arc, he's saying "I can see my house from here!":funnyshit:

Stand up for your rights as a customer. If your property was damaged while they are servicing it, they should step up and take responsibility.

No one deserves that kind of treatment.

I don't think that was proper - Yu So Wong!

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.

"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"

"Well," replied the man...

"I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:

a. When a heroic dog dies to save it's master

b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse

c. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari

d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game

Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move: Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident.

If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum.

Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional).

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach....and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem---you didn't see nothin'.

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a buddy of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

You cannot rat out a coworker who shows up at work with a massive hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loudspeaker every seven minutes.

Finally...Always split aces and eights. No arguments!

Our thoughts and prayers go to you and your family.

I personally believe there is a special place in hell for those who cause such grief and then use the system to hide from the consequences of their actions.

I'm surprised he didn't have his helmet strapped to the seat too.

What a dumb-ass!

Awesome!

i "designed" the tools that make the parts that make the tools that made the tool...

i'm like a great uncle for tools

ow!!! :???: Trying to understand that makes my job(or Satan's) look easy!

Glad to see new faces.