Take the MSF - Delaware is the easiest to get into (normally). Even if they say they are full, if you show up in person and someone doesn't show you have a good chance of getting in (just get there early).
After you complete that, find a SV650 or a EX500 - they're cheap as hell and if you drop it you can still sell it for what you paid. Ride either of those until you feel confident enough to ride a sport bike (or whatever the hell you really want), sell it and buy what you want.
Buy good gear.
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PS - you have soft hands and Supras are gay. <3