sonavabeech

might be too hot for outdoorsy stuff but then again, that would reveal if she's bitchy or something... plus if she's unaware of outdoor activities, she may not dress appropriately...

dinner + show = put out?? :D

both...eat dinner at cheesecake factory and then go to the show at the funny bone

Welcome aboard!

ruiner of the happy poop thread!!!

(Another old blog entry - I knew I'd find a use for these one day) For lunch I found my way to eat Indian food. I hurriedly ate my food and rushed back to the office for my 2 PM conference call with the HR Director of a very large and important county in California or something. I arrived at my desk with 15 mins to spare. I made a quick call to the sales rep to confirm the details of the call and while we were talking it hit me. The low rumbling belly pain that accompanies a very large chill bump shit (you know the one). Oh crap... I have to be on this call in like 8 mins and this thing is going to require a Reader Digest and a cigarette. I start the mental debate. Will it go away? Maybe if I hold my breath and rock in my chair it will leave the urgent zone and return to the holding pattern. I try for a second and notice that my top lip is now sweating. This requires immediate attention. Fuck. Besides that fact I hate shitting at work and I almost always get turd burglared, not to mention that you then have to sit and wait for the turd burglar to leave the bathroom before you make the walk of shame to the sink, I really don't have time for all of that. As if it understood my apprehension my stomach decided to make the choice for me and slapped me with a massive "YOU HAVE TO SHIT NOW FUCKTARD" cramp. With the choice made I made a break for the bathroom. I had 5 mins before my call and all that stood between me and the sweet relief was one little old lady fumbling with her hair in front of the mirror in the bathroom. Who just happens to be the little old lady who walks the halls on her lunch break and talks to everyone. Shit. I can just hear her now, her little old lady voice innocent and crackling in my mind "that Chinese girl with the fake red hair shat all over the bathroom... I was just standing there and she came running into the bathroom with a sweaty lip and her ass just blew up..." *I don't understand why any Asian is automatically Chinese. I'm vietnamese damn it!* I made up my mind I would not be turn burglared... not today damn it! I hit the handicap stall at the end (you know the one with the convenient handrails for applying the correct downward pressure for a speed shit). *Don't you hate it when your in the handicap stall and you see the wheels of a wheel chair or the legs of a walker approach?? When you're done, you get the stink eye for having used their stall...* And then... nothing. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?? Gas? Nope... wait... chill bump shit. Nice. I mock blew my nose to mask the flush of the courtesy flush (as if to say I am not taking a large shit, just blowing my nose, now I will pee and flush again). I finished my business quickly and made a break for the sink, no time for paper towels- 1 min to call. I quickly walk to my desk trying to look innocent knowing that I had pulled off the Mission Impossible, James Bond shit of a life time.

(Post from an old blog) I have written about taking a shit at work before. As you know, it is a art form. There are the turd burglars who come in just as you shit, the campers who camp out in the bathroom while you are poised to take a shit and never leave, hence leaving you cramped with quivering lip trying to hold back the impending doom that is a work shit. However today, I found something new... something so strange I can't even name it. This morning I concocted a deadly brew of an Everything Bagel with sour cream and chives cream cheese and a monster java energy drink and a 9 am meeting. By 10 am things had began to change in my body. At first I felt content, and full of energy. Then it happened. One deep rumble and I knew that something bad was going to happen. I endured the last of my meeting and headed to the bathroom. No one there, sweet! I check under the doors to be sure and head into the handicapable stall at the end of the long row. I take care of business quickly before I can be burglarized, throw in a courtesy flush for good measure and then I hear it. I long low Phisssssssshhhhh sound coming from behind my head. Then I feel something spray on my ass cheek. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!" I yell. Is there a tiny perfume lady in the toilet (really what if that was your job? what a shitty fucking job)? I fight the urge to jump up, and instead I peer over my right shoulder. There is a timed air freshener with a hose that runs into the toilet bowl.WTF Mate. WTF. Out loud I exclaim "oh no you didn't!" Just as I hear the "oh" come out of my mouth the bathroom door opens. In my mind my brain sends commands to my mouth to quickly close. Too late, there is a 404 error caused by the smell of bathroom air freshener. Unknown bathroom person has entered the room and has heard me. I hear a snicker of someone wondering why I just got all ghetto with a turd by shouting "oh no you didn't". I know they are wondering if I am about to take off my earrings and Vaseline my face and throw down. I am now trapped. I wait, it seems they are just peeing. I wait, they leave the stall, wash hands.... no door open. Crap. Checking make up. The seconds are years. Finally they leave. I wait for them to clear the hall and bolt. My ass smells like a mountain meadow.

PFP? All in Westerville? That'd make my commute even longer though. I'm eyeballing the IS positions. What do you do there?

And would I still be able to surf the internets while at werk??

Oh and is there a strict dress code? I can get out the door faster in the mornings if I don't have to lace up shoes and can just put on my flip flops.

What are the work schedules like? Are they flexible? Are there shifts? I have a hard time getting to work before 8:30 but probably because I'm in no rush to deal with the meatheads that I have to work with.

Tuna Melts Saute onions in some butter. Add 1 can of drained tuna. Whisk two eggs in a bowl (I like to add a drop or two of soy sauce) and pour over onions and tuna. scramble around to cook thoroughly but kind of keep it all together like an omelet. set aside. In another skillet, act like your gonna make like your gonna make yourself a mad grilled ham and cheese but use the tuna/egg stuff instead of the ham. I like to use Texas toast. It should make 2-3 sammiches. Or 1-2 toasted sub roll sammiches!

I like to make/bake sweets. I can make some cookies sooooooo good they make a fat baby fart! It is a time consuming, from scratch, make a mess recipe though. There's this betta-than-poo-tang cake I like to make....just bake a box of chocolate cake mix according to the box using the rectangle pan. While it's still hot poke holes all over and drizzle a can of sweetened condensed milk all over it. When it's fairly cool enough. Stick it in the fridge for maybe an hour. Long enough for it to be cold enough for the cool whip you smother all over the top not to melt away. Makes my mouth all horny just talking about it huh huh! Making french toast with Hawaiian sweet bread kicks ass too. Gluten-free (if it has to be) tropical cheese cake is pretty good... Filling 1/3 - cup lemon juice 1 - 14 oz can sweetened condensed milk 1 - 20 oz can of crushed pineapple 1 - 9 oz container of cool whip 1 - cup of chopped macadamia nuts 1 - 8 oz package of creamed cheese Mix all the filling ingredients together set in fridge to chill while prepping crust. Crust: 3 - tablespoons of butter 1/2 - cup brown sugar 2/3 - cup rice flakes cereal (gluten free) 2/3 - cup corn flakes cereal (gluten free) 1/2 - cup coconut flakes Crush and mix all the crust ingredients together, press into a 9" spring pan, bake @ 375 degrees for 5 minutes. After it cools, pour in cheesecake mix and CHILL BITCHES! 80) I have no nutritional value info for you... Desserts aren't meant to have such depressing information. Sausage Balls As far as I know, it's a southern thing. It's more of a breakfasty snack food/finger food. Back in high school, during bus trips for away games, the moms would make these and put them in tins for the team to snack on. 1 - pound of ground sausage 1 - cup shredded cheddar 2 - cups Bisquick biscuit mix 3/4 - milk Mix all ingredients together. Roll into quarter size balls. Place on cookie sheet and bake at 400 degrees for about 10 minutes. Chicken Salad - similar to Carfagna's I'm guessing at the amounts below because I just put it together in amounts to give me the desired taste and consistency I like. 4 - pounds of chicken breast 6 - eggs 2 - cups chopped celery 2 to 3 - tablespoons relish 1 - cup miracle whip 2 to 3 - teaspoons of mustard 1/2 - cup chopped green onion salt/pepper Cook by boiling the chicken breasts. Hard boil the eggs. Allow the chicken and eggs to cool, refrigerate until cold. Shred up the chicken, chop up the eggs, mix all ingredients together. I like to use a little garlic salt too. Eat as a sammich or with saltine crackahs S'all I got for you for now.

Happy Birthday and have a great weekend!!

The feel of the two are totally different to me. My sport bike is 600cc and the cruiser is 1100cc. The sport bike being a performance bike has way more pep and get up and go. I had to lower the sport bike 2" but I still cannot plant me feet completely flat. The bike is light enough for me to handle though. DH prefers to ride his cruiser. Riding different bikes has never been an issue. Regardless of which bike I'm on, I often take the lead and find myself having to slow down and wait for him to catch up. I think he would rather stay behind me though to keep an eye on me. He said when he's in front, he finds himself looking back to check on me alot when he should be looking forward. Does your DH have a sport bike, cruiser or both?

I have both a sport bike and an cruiser. Two totally different but equally fun feels. Which one I ride is dependent on my mood. It's like giving yourself the best of both worlds. I'd also like to add an atv to the collection one day too. It was always fun to go out in the country and to four wheeling. Mark and I are kind of the same with cars. We have the all purpose truck, the commuter car, the sedan, the supercharged sports car, and even an old ass hooptie. We've joked about getting matching exotic cars if we end up not having kids.

It's a nice cool sunny day today. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers! 80)

I do still have the bike. The mileage is pretty much the same. I think I've only put another 100 miles on it since the weather has finally started to warm up.

Since the last post in this thread is almost 2 years old, does any one have any referrals to update this thread? I don't know if it matters where you hire a lawyer but I got pulled over in Madison County.

You know how some people said that the day we'd elect a black president would be when pigs fly? Now there's cases of that swine flu! tee hee

I'm sorry to hear of your loss. Let all of the happy memories live forever and help you through this difficult time.

I saw a similar bike on the side of east bound 70. Hope it wasn't you. I was west bound on the way home on my bike. It wasn't very far so when I got home, I got the truck/trailer/gas can and went back to see if the guy needed help but he was already gone. I hope his break down wasn't too bad. As I got closer to the mile marker, I noticed a long trail of oil on the road that lead to the side of the road to a big oil spot on the pavement. I'm pretty sure that's exactly where he was at. I'm glad he was able to get help that quick otherwise I would have helped him. Anyway, had a great day of solo riding today.

i saw them too. they were going in east on 70 towards columbus. i saw them in the springfield near the exit for competition. i think it was around 4:00 or 5:00. i was going west on 70. from a distance they looked like they were on four wheelers, then i thought, four wheelers don't go that fast do they? as i got closer i saw one wasn't even wearing a shirt.

What's the worst that could happen??