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Some Facts about the Human Body: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Yo mama's so short, when she sits on the curb, she can still swing her feet! Yo mama's glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving!

he said his parents wanted him to get a job if they helped him get it cause he didn't have the whole amount...poor thing! he said he'd probably have enough saved by spring to buy it if i still had it by then. (how's he gonna save between now and spring without a job?? maybe he still gets an allowance...who knows) i'm not pressed to sell it but if someone wants to buy it....welll you know how that goes.

nope, haven't had the time, opportunity, money, etc (prolly a little chicken shit too)to do a track day or anything.....maybe one day.

I haven't looked at much yet. More than likely, I'll stick with the Honda's and bump up to a 1K.....or splurge on hookers and blow

ok ok....i guess i can do without a new mailbox......

eeeesh...that chit gives me the heebie jeebies and the oogity boogities..... I thought I stumbled on a dead body once...turns out it was just a dude passed out laying in his puke between my parked car and his parked car. I made sure he was still breathing and moved his arm and leg out from underneath my car so I could drive off without running over him. Didn't see anything on the news so I'm sure he was a'ight.

hmmmm...interesting....sounds like there's a handful of folks I can go to when I'm ready to redo some things in our house marks says that as much shit i want to redo, we may as well buy a new house! geez! all i want to do is, redo the kitchen and bathrooms, finish the lower level basement, rip up the carpet and put hardwood floors in some areas and tile in other areas, crown molding(sp?), a little painting here and there, knock down some walls, create a new master bed and bath, turn the deck area into a four seasons room, build a new deck to replace that one, change the garage doors on the the detached garage, build an addition to the house.............landscape updates, retainer walls, flowerbeds, shadow boxed scallopped fencing around the backyard.............change the color scheme of the house outside...........and a mailbox....a nice new mailbox on a nice pretty post. is that so much to ask for????

If she sells, I can look for something new. If not, I keep what I got. Yellow 2003 Honda CBR600RR $4500.00 -K&N air filter -HMF undertail exhaust -Lowered -Fender eliminator -Side mount plate -New battery in june 08 -Passenger seat cowl -Smoked windshield -Less than 7000 miles (5769 as of 05/10/09)

i play on pstars or ftp every now and then. are you looking for live game or home game? sometimes it's hard to find a good regular home game. most home games start out alright but then the host gets tired of hosting and/or people butt heads. there's a couple of card clubs in and around columbus that are nice to go to. they have membership fees and facility use charges but if the cards are running good the fee and charge is no big deal. it's been a while since i've gone out and played since we moved outside of columbus. i've been focusing more on school lately too. i love the game, especially when i can walk away with some extra spending money.

Dear Employee, As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all departments in your area, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who will represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the next fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately. This program will be known as SLAP (Severance of Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program will be called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Elderly Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management. This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate. If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to get: HERPES (Half Earning for Retirement Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment). As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any employee who has HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company. Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our: Special High Intensity Training program (SHIT). We take pride in the amount of SHIT our employees receive. We have given our employees more SHIT than any other company in the area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough SHIT on the job, see your supervisor immediately. Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the SHIT you can stand. And once again, thanks for the countless years of service with us! Have a great day! Human Resources

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: 'This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.' Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appear s to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, 'Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.

I have four tickets and can park inside the fairgrounds with a pass, so how ever many can fit in my truck / car & trunk can ride in with me I've been told that motorcycles can park at the Cardinal Gate entrance which I believe is on 17th. I don't know how much it cost if it costs anything. I don't know if I'll make it to Iron Pony for the ride before you guys go to the fair. What kind of agenda are you guys thinking about?

A couple of weeks ago I was in Pickerington going down 256. I was planning on turning down Diley road ( I think ) to go to a friend's house. I turned onto the road and it was closed so I did a U-turn. Copper in the charger lit me up. He told me that U-turns aren't allowed. (after looking around, I didn't see any signs) I told him that I didn't know the road was closed and asked what was I suppose to do. (Run through the road closure signs?) His response was that the road had been closed for a while. I told him that I didn't live in the area and he then asked what I was doing in the area. I did not respond. He took my DL back to the cruiser then comes back to tell me to have a nice day. So what the hell was I suppose to do? Sit there and wait until the road opened??? Ok, end of cop rant.........

We thought about that but since it'll just be the two of us, it would probably be too much. Also, we're bringing our bikes down (He's trying to talk me into riding instead of trailering mine). So west side would be the Jamestown area or the Wolf Creek Dam area? We don't have much on our agenda, just riding the bikes around, eating, jet skiing or other water sport activity, and maybe some fishing. If we do fish what are the regulations for having to have a fishing license and what fishing gear/equipment should we have. We have some poles and crap that we use when we go down to my parents down in NC. Down there we'd fish for catfish and bass.

Mark and I are planning on getting a cabin during the week of Sept 14 -21st at Lake Cumberland. Neither of us have been to the area and I've been looking up a lot of different places online. I'll be driving the truck trailering my bike/bikes and Mark will be following behind / leading in front on his bike. (Yeah, I'm a trailer queen, I ain't ashamed...and I pack too much shit ) So, my question is what side / area is best to find a place to stay? I'd like to be close to an area that has jet ski / water craft rentals, stores, and restaurants. I don't like to "rough it" too much.