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"Automakers don't put the speedometer in the trunk," he said. "It's right there between your hands and where your eyes can look."

I'll just have to live by this motto for the rest of this NFL season... if you can't say nothing nice, don't say nothing at all

quoted for truth

get a honda

I am skeptical with both bikes, but especially the 1000rr...can only hope they look better in person thank goodness I am not in the market for an 08 liter bike!

yea, a pneumothorax sucks

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided

way better than that time I get scammed by an the prince of zimbabwe

not to beat a dead horse or make you feel any shittier, but renter's insurance costs us $140 annually and we're covered up to $25k

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

handbrake FTW

will do I am really sorry to hear about this...I cannot stand thieves!

bwahaha! chuck norris > presidential candidates

yikes

please post up links, gracias in advance!

happy barf-day

+1 I am interested too

we should rename that icon :yotaman:

my name is william and i like to wear dresses