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This shit is great. I'm glad I can laugh at myself.

Oh, and to speak to the topic of this thread, apparently I prefer my jackets in red velvet.

I gotta add lesbian guitar player on somewhere.

Holy crap, that is great. Shortly afterward we got him to piss on a minivan's door handles.

I'm pretty sure you start the best threads ever. Seriously though, you just got your first street bike and you don't even have a jacket (or a title...or plates) and you're on here asking about how to do power wheelies? DUDE, I can't wait to meet you!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately, you probably won't remember any of it since your ass will be in a hospital bed and I will be your nurse.

Yep. I have a hard time with public speaking and after spending 40 hours a week for a year in class with the same people, I was still really nervous having to do presentations. I can't believe the stuff I did last night.

All I saw was two ugly chicks (one of them was fat, one of them was ugly as fuck)...and a bunch of gay guys, one of which I haased out of the way after he started swinging at Kevin.

You don't need perfed when you look like this.

Mine has a pants attachment. Mine isn't perfed anywhere. You guys got screwed.

I hope I made a good first impression. It's not every day that I tell random old ladies that I wanna fuck em.

All I can say is give some money to those whores!

P. S. You still owe me money.

Dude, it's only $100. That's only like a month's worth of Red Bulls if you drink one a day.

I finally got the title for the Buell 1125R today except they sent me a Memorandum Title and I paid cash for the bike. Whoops!!! I'm guessing that I have someone else's title and that they have mine. Who here has my title? Since I have yours, I would be glad to take your bike to go along with it but I would like to opt out of making your payments.

I think the UPS guy must be wearing mine right now. He still hasn't shown up.

Another nurse at work saw an OR sticker on someone's bike and told me they saw someone who was in my "biker gang" Maybe this is our chance to make it real.

Mine will be here today. We are all going to look awesome.

I <3 Ministry of Sound. The Annual and Clubbers Guide are always good. This one is from Clubbers Guide 2009

I think you meant HANDICAPABLE.

Will it fit in your Coach purse?

Beer on the way.

am i the only one that noticed the balls of mashed potatoes and knife that looks like "cock and balls"? You must have missed my post about glass in her schnitzel.

Are you trying to puke so I'll put my finger in your butt?

That's what this kid said before he got one of these

You are not right.