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Oh, and to speak to the topic of this thread, apparently I prefer my jackets in red velvet.

do you have white hair and red velvet jacket?

and a vag?

I gotta add lesbian guitar player on somewhere.

I'm just throwing this out there for everyone's enjoyment, but Yota slapped a condom down on the table at funny bone and said "You tryin to see me?"

Holy crap, that is great. Shortly afterward we got him to piss on a minivan's door handles.

I'm pretty sure you start the best threads ever. Seriously though, you just got your first street bike and you don't even have a jacket (or a title...or plates) and you're on here asking about how to do power wheelies?

DUDE, I can't wait to meet you!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately, you probably won't remember any of it since your ass will be in a hospital bed and I will be your nurse.

Does that mean you got hypnotized?

Wrong thread... Take this back to your own (nearly epic) thread...

Yep. I have a hard time with public speaking and after spending 40 hours a week for a year in class with the same people, I was still really nervous having to do presentations. I can't believe the stuff I did last night.

All I saw was two ugly chicks (one of them was fat, one of them was ugly as fuck)...and a bunch of gay guys, one of which I haased out of the way after he started swinging at Kevin.

by "perfed" do you mean the little strategically placed holes that allow air to flow so you don't sweat you ass off in the summer. They are kinda a good thing

You don't need perfed when you look like this.

My only gripe and why I didn't get one - no pants attachment.

Mine has a pants attachment.

on the sides, it is.

Mine isn't perfed anywhere.

You guys got screwed.

Thanks had a good time and the wife and I needed the night out to laugh. It was nice to meet everyone

I hope I made a good first impression. It's not every day that I tell random old ladies that I wanna fuck em.

All I can say is give some money to those whores!

fixed

P. S. You still owe me money.

A couple of my coworkers got them.

One guy's arrive this afternoon and I moseyed on over to checkit out at his desk... well worth the $100, great street jacket, plenty of pockets, liner, solid construction. They were even nice enough to leave the $400.00 tag on the sleeve to flaunt around

My only gripe and why I didn't get one - no pants attachment.

Dude, it's only $100. That's only like a month's worth of Red Bulls if you drink one a day.

I finally got the title for the Buell 1125R today except they sent me a Memorandum Title and I paid cash for the bike. Whoops!!!

I'm guessing that I have someone else's title and that they have mine. Who here has my title? Since I have yours, I would be glad to take your bike to go along with it but I would like to opt out of making your payments.

I think the UPS guy must be wearing mine right now. He still hasn't shown up.

Another nurse at work saw an OR sticker on someone's bike and told me they saw someone who was in my "biker gang"

Maybe this is our chance to make it real.

Mine will be here today. We are all going to look awesome.

I <3 Ministry of Sound. The Annual and Clubbers Guide are always good.

This one is from Clubbers Guide 2009

that isnt mine........ i was a glorified pack mule that night

nice way to treat the handicapped

I think you meant HANDICAPABLE.

can i has another beer too???

Will it fit in your Coach purse?

beer please, you are lucky it wont let me Neg rep you

Beer on the way.

am i the only one that noticed the balls of mashed potatoes and knife that looks like "cock and balls"?

You must have missed my post about glass in her schnitzel.

please stop you are making the six pack turn on me

Are you trying to puke so I'll put my finger in your butt?

i searched webmd.com and never saw anything that said treating the symptoms of a fever of 103 required a finger in the butt

That's what this kid said

before he got one of these

so if I barf I get a finger up my ass? Time for some finger sandwiches

You are not right.

dont lie you want a finger in you butt

I put my finger in someone's butt today but it was because his temperature was 103.2 and he barfed up the Tylenol I gave him.